
dream monsters or whatever the fuck isnt however.
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Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:28,
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and eat cheese before bed.
FUCKED UP DREAMS!
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Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:30,
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FUCKED UP DREAMS!

I dreamt that i was being driven around manchester in a shit hot car by Salma Hayek, all went well until we stopped at a tram crossing and the driver jumped out of the tram and hacked up some poor pedestrian.
Woke up like. WOAH!
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Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:34,
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Woke up like. WOAH!

Sleep well. Hope the dream deamon visits cheese works.
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Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:36,
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and then she practiced doing loops in it and got carried away and I watched from the ground as she did a series of very fast loops and then crashed, and it was gory. Then I was unable to phone for an ambulance because I suddenly had fat fingers and the phone kept muttering error messages.
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Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:36,
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I couldn't quite hear them properly but the phone was saying something like "you are a fat fingered twat, please hang up and try again." Then somebody else in the house called the ambulance on another phone before I managed to dial the right number, and I was all sheepish.
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Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:42,
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