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# strange day, those faceless animals keep showing up at my door asking for food..
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# So how do they eat?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i don't know... i never give them any
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Terrible
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# works only with "smell"
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Who farted?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# You push food up their arse
They process it and then poo it out. But it's a synchronous process. They can only have one meal being processed at any one time.

It's healthy way of living though, it forces you to poo out your last meal before you eat your next.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# that's true.
ask any 110 year old hindu guy
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# how does it go "woof woof"?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# like your momma.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ah so loudly and frequently!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# exactly
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# she'd kick our nuts up to our tonsils for that exchange :)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ruuuunnnning awwwwaaaaayyyy
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ruuuniiinnng
she run, run, ruuun, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueaeaeeeaaeaeeaaeaa


edit: you've ruined my reply by adding other words to your original "she" msg
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# the original she reply was a booboo: I hit enter when i wanted shift
what's the song? I can't say I know it off the top of my head...
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Radiohead - Creep.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# it's these lil buggers you've got to look out for :)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# gizmo?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# boxer pup
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i think he's a friend of this one, who came earlier
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# perhaps need some of the spam i get for longer lasting sex
if he's coming early!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# k3b/-\b,
for longer lasting sex, you need any kind of sex.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I get jibberish like this all the time.. :D
Went off with a loud report and unfortunately whereabouts.
she had intended spending the whole so cordially despised.
it was an ultimatum from friends, or relations. Possibly
he had lived with cocked and his arms akimbo, what are you
driving ill during the night with a severe attack of fever.
the whole earth is made up of three divisions, had not marred
the charm of that peculiar face, it. Very little | is known
of the post mortem his hands above my head, and his eyes
toward the seemed as if rigid in the exhalations of a metallic
turn the tables on him, and become in turn the it couldn't
matter to her very much whether she the protection of a
billboard covered with ragged night's vision was not to
be fulfilled and in.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# that's not jibberish! that is clearly a great peice of literature
what was it selling?

magic wang pills? Sexy Russians?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# an irony that has never escaped me as i delete the spam
although the best one i saw was an add for penis enlargement pills. with before and after shots. The before one would have been a fairly average sized flaccid todger. The second one was the same photo but the willy was now of Brobdingnagian proportions. It clearly wasn't photoshopped. It had been done in paint. with the large round brush. And a single colour.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That's the way the ladies like them.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# rubbish. They don't like them soft.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# He looks about ready to shed...
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
thats creepy
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You should add a question mark to your username, so it's like when John Cleese says
"Some call me.....Tim?"
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# nicely done.
did you adjust the head to the zipper?
or the zipper to the head?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I copied the head,
split it in two, desaturated the original, removed the eyes, clone tooled in the fur around the seams,
cut a small section of a zip out of another picture, pasted it on the main seam then added the pull.
:]
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hehe cool.
but my question was:

is this the original form of the zip?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# No, it's not :P
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)