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# Elephants
Something I misheard, and a chance encounter with the image



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(lordy lordy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)
# I can catch an elephant.
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# help i've got å trunk in my pånts!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# never mind, it's just å group of snåils.
THEY'RE SINGING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)
# *submits "It's a small world"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:32, archived)
# SUBMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:35, archived)
# YES. YOU WOULDN'T WANT PICK ONE UP WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!
THEY'RE ALL SLIMY AND COVERED IN BARNACLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)
# THEY'RE SWOLLEN TO THE SIZE OF VITAMINS RIGHT NOW, BABY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:50, archived)
# why are posts of this nature always the ones with perfect spelling/grammar?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)
# TJ
Australian criminals are getting stranger by the hour.

Police have been waiting for a break in the case of three women who reported being attacked and sexually assaulted in the Hornsby area by a man wearing women's clothing.

A fourth woman aged 18 managed to escape unharmed after being approached by a man wearing high heels, a wig and make-up on the corner of Balmoral and Burdett Streets earlier this month.

But a 29-year-old woman was raped by a man wearing a black bra and black lacy underpants in the same area on July 29 last year, another woman was sexually assaulted by a man wearing a pink bikini top and yellow bikini bottoms on October 20, and a 23-year-old woman was indecently assaulted 10 days later as she walked along Bellbrook Avenue.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)
# it's buffålo bill, out for the kill.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# ^this with lotion in the basket.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Dame Edna's got nothing to do with her time nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:06, archived)
# It's not me! I'm innocent! I was somewhere else at the time!
I have got to admit that is one odd rapist.

Why the bra? Moobs?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Great, give women yet another reason to trust gay men more
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)