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# I would watch a show about a haunted moose.
I honestly don't know how anyone could make a bad show on this premise.

It's like satay sauce - you really have to go out of your way to make a bad one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I have no idea what that is..
but Simon Rimmer from Something for the weekend/ This Little Farmer says it takes less than 30 mins

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/sataysauce_81544.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# satay sauce is like spicy peanut butter that tastes great on lamb and chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# that is a matter of opinion
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I don't like peanuts. therefore satay sauce does not taste great.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# that sentence is logically invalid
but logic aside, you're still wrong.


women only want to sleep with men who like peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Damn!
I thought it was man who had penises like peanuts! Damn this dyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yeah you're right...it's logically bollocks.
I don't like anything that tastes of peanuts. Satay sauce tastes of peanuts. Therefore I do not like satay sauce. I think that holds.

I haven't studied logic, strangely taught as a philosophy subject I believe here...

And leave my personal peanuts out of this...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# taught as philosophy here too.
that ones valid yeah.

you've made your personal peanuts b3ta's domain now i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I'd like to cut down on how much air time my peanuts get
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
You speak wisely.

The same can be said about certain bands and music.

"No, it's not a matter of taste. You're wrong to like/not like* them"

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# totally. i can even use the great philosopher Hume to back me up on this
whilst i'm all for subjectivity of standards and variety being the spice of life etc. the fact of johnny cash's divinity is objective
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That is a matter of DELICIOUSNESS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yum :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I don't think I want 'tasty' satay sauce from someone named 'Rimmer'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# "Rim-mer, to rhyme with scum!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# without him life would be much grimmer
he's never been mistaken for yul brynner
he's not bald and his head doesn't shimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# He's much more useful than a garden strimmer
that was exactly what I was thinking.

:D
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# You've never eaten satay sauce?
For an easy peanut satay:

A wad of peanut butter

A bit of coconut milk (or normal milk if you can't be fucked)

A big bit of sweet chilli sauce

Melt peanut butter in saucepan. Add other ingredients. Stir.

Pour over cooked chicken. get some satay marinade for it if you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# mmmmm never tried it but it sounds awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Anyway, we've gone off on a bit of a tangent with the satay sauce
I'm really more interested in this haunted moose concept right now.

Is it like the moose gets possessed, or are his innards haunted while a shrunken ship full of people traverses its innards like fantastic voyage or something?

FANTASTIC VOYAGE 2: THIS TIME IT'S IN A HAUNTED MOOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# The implications of this would be that other people had previously gone inside the moose and died.
Their ghosts wander around inside the moose long after the moose's death.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# is that the blog where you have translated everything into Korean and back again?
It's good! :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I haven't written anything about haunted moose on any blog.
This new one I did has made a surprising amount of advert revenue for the one tiny ad in the corner, though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)