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# I am willing to put a fiver on
it being the handywork of some godawful 13 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The new owners took over a few months ago
bet your arse it's an insurance job
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *ponders the betting of the cap'n arse*
*pops down to ladbrokes to wager his knees*

edit: "his" here refers to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ^^ This
Although people around here are so thick I doubt the could have concocted such a devious plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# The Greek family that took over own an insurance company
i'm not suggesting they did it, but I bet they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I am
Fuckers own half the town
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# if not the greeks then the cypriots
or these bastards
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ANd that chav
that won the lottery and bought a nightclub
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# are you reading from my essay
"Thoughts on that shouting baby in the supermarket"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Whenever I hear screaming children I find myself quoting my mother
"Give it a bloody smack!"

I will never have children. Ever.

I hated them when I was a child, and I hate them now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Screaming children should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I'll be physically educating my children
and if anyone gets all upset they'll be going over my knee as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# my mum's a nursery nurse
if people in supermarkets aren't controlling and paying attention to their kids she'll loudly take them to task about it in front of everyone.

My mum's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yay for your mum
kids NEED discipline, otherwise they don't learn the necessity for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# good god, YES
the behaviour of some kids I see is beyond belief.
The government wonders why knife crime is on the up? Because fucking parents these days do fuck all about their hellspawn.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Not allowed to beat them up, that's why.
I'll be kicking the shit out of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *agrees*
no way mine will ever get way with that sort of behaviour....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Can she be cloned and installed in every supermarket?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Didn't it happen this morning?
Teenagers aren't awake that early.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
#
13 year old property developer
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# breaking news:
The girl who sits next to me just popped down to the site canteen to get a bacon roll (perks of pregnancy, apparently) and overheard the following exchange:

"You see that pier burned down on the news?"
"yeah."
"That'll be them niggers again."

Hurray for idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Well, they do shoot out jets of fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# and plot against us with their jewish wranglers, of course.
:(

It's be more understandable if I worked in a home for socially retarded nincompoops, but I work on a science park :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# THE BLOODY JEWS
worse than the darkies, towelheads, nips, spics and chinks combined. *covers face* big nosed bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# yes
If it weren't for my dark hair and eyes, jewish nose, circumcised willy and functioning brain I'd join the BNP right now and help keep christian Britain white and English-speaking, like Jesus and saint George.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm one of those silly blonde ones.
They did a reconstruction of Jesus' face based on the Turin shroud and some other stuff- he looked like Alexei Sayle.

This pleases me greatly, I wonder if he went around offering people kebabs.

Edit: also, I'd join Veritas if it weren't for all of the policies and the words. I think IVV needs to take it over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# But the guy on the Turin Shroud wasn't Jesus
it was Jaques de Molay.

Science FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Those Kerrrrrrrrraaaazzzzy Templars
Was there nothing they wouldn't do?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Was it indeed?
Oh, poo. So Jesus didn't look like Alexei Sayle then? Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Science parks sound fun.
Does it have rollercoasters and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# it has the daily
and never-ending rollercoaster that is SCIENCE!TM
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hurray!
I do science in a hospital, but today the lab has been a bit flooded so I'm writing up from home.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# WHO NEEDS ROLLERCOASTERS WHEN YOU HAVE
SCIENCE TM?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hmm
I am picturing some sort of cross between a newton's cradle and pirate ship ride (Please feel free to shop this if you have the talent!)
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Arsoniggers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Insurance...
bet ya
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)