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[challenge entry] 'nings all

thanks to trickswithhats.org for the source
apologies to Sheep for shoddiness

From the Hats challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hahahah
i can juggle, but i also have a shelf.
i prefer the shelf as I am able to keep my stuff off the ground without looking like a cunt
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# That's a pretty deep analogy.




(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ?
shelf?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# wood, flat, stuck to a wall
you know, shelf
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I'm so fucking confudsed
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# take your pick
or something
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# shelf
a place to place things
no shelf - no where to put things = juggerlingering
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# fuck, I should lie down for a bit
it just now clicked

fucking cunting micto
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and back on again
?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha
give me, a keg, of beer.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# i'd get a refund from ikea if i were you.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# if you were me, you'd nver have set foot in that poor excuse for a shop in the first place :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# still having troubles with them are we?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# not me squire
my mission of hate is against B&Q
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# now you're talking, although that said, my kitchen worked out just fine.
i do recall you having a minor spat with ikea a few months back.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ah yes
that was, however, a catalogue order on instruction from her indoors. I hadn't gone in an actual shop
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# this is fucking amazing
and shouldn't be FP'ed.

edit: HE IS KUNG LOW.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# jinxing cunt
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# MR MIME, MR MIME.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# ahhhh fuck mon!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# ooh, ta :)
I'd google Kung Low if I wasn't so hot/lazy.

Who is he?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# it's a chicken dish
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# mortal kombat man
with razor blade top hat.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# like Odd Job then?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# basically, except thinner, and with less pixels.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Nicely
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# nice one.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# 'tis good.
In fact have a woo yay.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hurrah. cut-price sheep
it'll do till he comes back, certainly
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# well there is a recession you know
we have to make do sometimes
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ee, it were 'ard durin' credit crunch, son
times were, neither sheep, butters nor monty 'ad bin seen round b3ta fer months..
we 'ad t'resort t'makin' us own entertainments
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
'you were luckeh! sum of oos couldn't even launch ower browsers, n' 'ad to pretend we wuh on't t'internet wi' bit o' paper an' strrring!'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Bestest of all hat tricks !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)