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[challenge entry] Dear Mr Asimov,


Please make the 4th law of robotics 'able to scratch own arse'

Love and Kisses,

Harvey.

From the Robots! challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)

(nan-demo, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:45, archived)
# You could just order it to do so,
unless that would mean killing someone :)
(Dr Wadd, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:46, archived)
# .
But he can't bend his poor little arms. And it REALLY itches.
(nan-demo, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Are you a geek?
Yes. You are a geek. But a fellow doctor too - I respect that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Geek and proud of it
.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Hey!
The geeks shall inherit the earth...
...and we'll give Bill Gates wedgies.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Something
to look forward to
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Unless you're Bill Gates
although he may enjoy that sort of thing. How should I know? I've never even met him.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# But
Billy Gee is the super geek. And it appears his sprogs are going to inherit it.
(nan-demo, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really like that - great gag.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hooray
for isaac asimov and the Three Laws!

smashing anim, too.
(otis grahm, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:48, archived)
# yay!
all these robots and references to asimov make me feel like i'm working on my thesis (which i should be doing)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:48, archived)
# So, what have we learned from this picture?
1. Issac Asimov is apparently not dead.
2. Robots can't scratch their own arses.
3. Harvey is a great name for a robot
4. You're a nutcase.
5. That's a bit woo.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:49, archived)
# It's a strange looking rabbit, tho.
.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I only used Harvey
Because I'm listening to Harvey Danger, and I'm glad I did. It seems to fit the little fella.
(nan-demo, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:53, archived)
# awww,
bless.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Original
and very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)