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# tj
does anyone know if it is a crime to rub your genitals on stuff. like say you rubbed your knob onto some cupcakes and gave them to people. is that technically a crime ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# how urgently do you need an answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# well i'm not sure how long the signal will hold out in this police van
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i thought as much
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# lol
will you check with your lawyers and get an answer by the end of the week? :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hmm
Google says "NO".

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# it's only a crime if they saw you do it and were under 16
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Frotting is NOT a crime
Frot away brother, frot away...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Frotting / Frosting
Only one letter different, and both good on cupcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# o0 cupcakes...
why is this cupcake covered in pubes and smells like cheese and onion?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# because it's a
cheese and onion pubecake?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# greggs new finest range
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# What?
You mean like if, hypothetically speaking of course, a sailor onboard a ship "accidentally" ran his cheesy bellend around Prince Andrew's mug (who was also onboard said ship)?

(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i live in wales too
isn't it boring?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I think this website will help you:
www.askthe.police.uk/content/askquestion.mth
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)