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No one ever chooses Italy.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)

COMPO

NINJA

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)

I KNOW RIGHT

I always forget

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

THICK

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

THIN

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

(:):(:)

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

):(:):(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

::D::D::D::D::D::D;;D;;D;;D:;;D:;;D:;;12

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

Fuck that, I'm going home.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

That's really quite clever

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

M'eh!

I have no idea who posted this nor where I should click!

*clicks*

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

I CAN'T SEE HALF OF THE ABOVE PICTURE.

I also assume Warlord will have a bitch at me. YAY.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

WUT D:

Yoar internuts ~~broke~~ did a Northern Rock

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

He has me on ignore

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

what did you do?

kill his horse?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)

and then sex it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

with a monkey?

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

leave me out of this!

i don't want to sex dead horses!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

non of us want to

but yet we all feel compelled.

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

*feels compelled*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

How peculiar..

that's the name for my.. oooh.. oh my.

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

your argument is persuasive.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

*pulls back curtain*

*gestures with a raised eyebrow*

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

*gulps*

*goes through curtain and 2 changes of underwear*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

I CAN'T SEE THE OTHER HALF!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

:'(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

It's not your b3taday anymore.

I'm going to give you such a hiding.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

Go on then, you cunt.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

*hides*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

*seeks*

*uses missiles*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

*uses missile defence spray*

KAPOW

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

SUCK A FART FROM MY DICK!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)

I'VE NO LIPS. NONE. I'M A VERITABLE CHICKEN IN THE LIPS DEPARTMENT.

VOID OF LIPS. SANS-SUCKING-EQUIPMENT. LIPLESS.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

Hahaha

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

*smoosh*

COT DEATH.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

warlord sounds like a fucking cunt

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

I am

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

You assume wrong, baby.

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

you want some sugar?

how about cream?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

You want some, sugar?

Only $3.95

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

AHAHAHA

you ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

Nope

Am I about to? :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)

wrong answer:

i expect you to die.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

I remember when this was mildly amusing down there

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

Yeah, well, I remember when you used to be cool!

Only joking, I love you really :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)

he doesn't, don't listen to him!

before you go, which do you dislike more, Italy or France?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

Uhhhm

France

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

Haha! No one ever chooses Italy.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8631816

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

I was never 'cool'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

you were hip and trendy though, right?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

hip

replacement, maybe ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

I'm tolerated, nothing more

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

dont talk down to yourself like that.

No one wants to here your self pitying inane rabblings. You old uncool bastard.*

*everyone wants everything you have to offer.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)

self pitying fuck all..

to be looking for pity I'd have to give a fuck about your opinion of me first. :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

y-y-y-y-you dont?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

My nan was really hip.

She shot the notorious BIG and got away with it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

My Nan actually had Tupac as her hip.

They were after her, but she used him as a human shield.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

my nan was mostly hop

~~maybe they should meet up and spawn a genre.~~

I suppose that's what happens when you only have one leg.

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

What if you have square hips?

_
_]--|-(:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)

Then you're a cunt

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

*phew*

Thank fuck mine are triangular then
.^_^
.\/|\/
.. A
_/..\_

Fucking letters being different sizes D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

I guess that makes you hot then

*raises an eyebrow suggestively*

I wish I could actually raise a single eyebrow :(
Hey! I found a benefit of having a monobrow!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)

other than being able to snake it

there is none.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

Both of you donate and pick a different icon.

I'm having trouble following this conversation.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

Does b3ta take debit cards?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)

Paypal does.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)

I bought them both one :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

he's mad!

but he did, i have screenprint proof.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

You silly person.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

YOAR TOO NICE

BUT ITS NICE WHEN PEOPLE ARE NICE

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

it's not

it's sickening.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

MAKE SURE YOU PICK DIFFERNT ONES OR THIS WILL ALL BE IN V(A/EI)N.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

VAEIN!!!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)

I'm going to sleep you benevolent shit.

I expect you to have bought me something too by the time I wake up.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)

Never.

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)

i'll pick you if you're not careful

¬¬

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)

I'll pick careful if you're not you.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

i can

*feels smug*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

I've been trying to make myself be able to by doing eyebrow excersizes now and again, so far no good :(

Eyebrow excersizes sounds (and probably are) lame.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)

just relax your face

as if you don't give a shit, then try to open one eye further than the other.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)

as if, pah!

he doesn't give a shit, he can call women not by their names but by their singular sex.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hahahha!

I'd like to be able to do it for comedic purposes too
Also: it's not working :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)

keep trying, man!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

I'm going to pull/strain my face muscles D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

stop, then

trust me, you'll end up with a migraine.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

*stops*

*sneakily keeps trying when you bck is turned*
*gets a migrane*
*moans*
*you tell me you told me so*
*sulks*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)

if it's going to happen, it'll happen.

it's very easy to get a bit obsessive about this kind of thing, but if anyone else sees you doing it, they'll tell you you look a tit and think you're weird.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

What do you mean if they see me doing it?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)

if they see you

trying to raise one eyebrow. i'm thinking you'll look a bit like a dog chewing a toffee :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)

Hahaha

I meant they call me a tit and think I'm weird anyway
Not really, it was a joke.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)

singular sex?

does that mean we only get to do it once?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

~~sounds and probably~~

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

I can

nah nah nah nah nah!
There was this girl that kept doing it to me, but I never got the chance to piss her off by asking how long she practiced in front of the mirror for.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

i never had to practice

i didn't realise i could do it until my mum told me to stop doing it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)

haha!

The thing was that this bird was the type to practice it in the mirror.

Can you twitch your ears back?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)

no!

i'd love to be able to, but i just can't.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)