I would love to be able to link to gwar's song "fuckin' an animal"...
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not a black people are related just because you think they look the same you fucking racist
*hugs and leprosy cakes for all!*
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:58,
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damn straight, i'm from the hood
i'd beat yo' ass all the way to the nearest supermarket, pick up some orange soda and malt liquor and beat you back to where you came from
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:02,
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Hahahah
Sometimes, my friend Andy walks to the Stop and Shop near him. He buys a 99c bottle of orange soda, and a pack of Oreos. Then he sits on the curb and eats/drinks it all.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:05,
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I don't know...
he got arrested once, though. For something stupid. xD
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:10,
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Ahahahah
He got arrested, basically, because he wouldn't change his seat in class. But they said he assaulted the principle and resisted arrest.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:16,
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I was arrested for being drunk and incapable
they took me to the cells.. where they informed me they had been watching me on cctv on the pavement where i had been trying to stand up for the past half an hour.
I think they took me in to the cells because i went over to a police car thinking it was a taxi.. lol
then they foundI was under age..
they released me the day after without doing anything becuase they said I'd made them laugh.. the only thing I was told was to not drink so much next time.
good times all round. :D
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:21,
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I think they took me in to the cells because i went over to a police car thinking it was a taxi.. lol
then they foundI was under age..
they released me the day after without doing anything becuase they said I'd made them laugh.. the only thing I was told was to not drink so much next time.
good times all round. :D