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# Me and my mummy made a shirt today! :D

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# CUPCAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I have elephant-pattern fabric, too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# happy new shirt to you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Thank you.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Nice
I made some clothes once but they turned out shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# My mum is ace at sewing.
She taught me to make a shirt like this, so I can make my elephant-patterned one tomorrow. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Not a crab one, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# They didn't have crab fabrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Good, crabs suck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# fuckin' a brother
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# INCEST!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I would love to be able to link to gwar's song "fuckin' an animal"...
and I can!

www.dailymotion.com/video/xiw3n_gwar-fuckin-an-animal
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Gotta love gwar.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# not a black people are related just because you think they look the same you fucking racist
*hugs and leprosy cakes for all!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Ohhhh
you're from the 'ghetto'?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# damn straight, i'm from the hood
i'd beat yo' ass all the way to the nearest supermarket, pick up some orange soda and malt liquor and beat you back to where you came from
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Hahahah
Sometimes, my friend Andy walks to the Stop and Shop near him. He buys a 99c bottle of orange soda, and a pack of Oreos. Then he sits on the curb and eats/drinks it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# has a kid ever burned his neck? did he like it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I don't know...
he got arrested once, though. For something stupid. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# all the best people have at one point or another :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Ahahahah
He got arrested, basically, because he wouldn't change his seat in class. But they said he assaulted the principle and resisted arrest.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I was arrested for being drunk and incapable
they took me to the cells.. where they informed me they had been watching me on cctv on the pavement where i had been trying to stand up for the past half an hour.

I think they took me in to the cells because i went over to a police car thinking it was a taxi.. lol

then they foundI was under age..

they released me the day after without doing anything becuase they said I'd made them laugh.. the only thing I was told was to not drink so much next time.

good times all round. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
That's great. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# the hang over was punishment enough.
lol.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Crabs dont suck
they have mandibles that shovel food into its mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# That's AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I KNOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I really shouldnt have to tell you to
READ FAQ!
This is NTOAP

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# RPS
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# RPS?
isn't that short for RePoSt?
explain.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday.
DUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Ze Board Nazis
Hav Not Sanctioned Ze RPS.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Oh shush
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Yeah Shush!
I can hear one of the neighbours arguing. Tis funny:
Woman: "Then why do you treat me like a peice of shit?"
Man:"Coz you dont get your own way"
(?!! I almost shouted at him to explain his reasoning there!)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
That don't make sense. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# A picture for every occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# my mum made me a homosexual
if you buy her the wool, she'll make you one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# REALLY?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# yes.
her homo handicrafts are legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Ah, really?
Did she knit Simon Amstell?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# no
he's far too gay to be knitted, she crocheted him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Aaaah.
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# this gets my

award
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# that is cool
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# thank you!!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I've had her
she was rubbish`
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# My girlfriend
makes skirts out of pillow cases.

I thought she had a picture of one on her flickr, but apparently not.

[EDIT] Aha... she does!

flickr.com/photos/gracielouwho/2648230535/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Ooooh.
That's really cool. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# holy crap, you two are still together?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# would, have, was forced to, made her bozz eyed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# It was always going to happen.
Post your pic on the intarwebz, someone will mess with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)
# It is one of the many missions my creator has forced upon me.
*checks Pappa Ratzi's profile*
...dang!, too small
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)
#
When 37 years you get, so stupid you'll be not!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:27, archived)
# ha
cool.

I want one too
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# :D
If I was as awesome as my mum at sewing, I'd totally make you one. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# get better quick! :-)
alternatively, I should get a sewing machine and just do my own. "how hard could it be?"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Well, I'm making one on my own tomorrow.
If I do good, I'll let you know. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :D
good luck with that. sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Thank you!
I'll need it, I'm sure. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)