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# new olympic events: synchronised cannibalism.

i'd watch it. it would definitely beat the stupid steroidfest that's currently going on.

also: birds.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# this is getting clicked with such force that I may bust my mouse
but that has me belly laughing. a yay :)

also the birds thing is a bit good.. are you Matt heckert.. or is it just a video you've found?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# thanks. i wish i was matthew heckert.
look up survival research laboratories - that's where i discovered him.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's mental :D

love it.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# i have a couple of their videos from the pre-internet days.
and somewhere i have a signed photograph of the rabot they made that mark pauline mailed me when i sent him some weird mail-art.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# :)
I want to have the technical ability and money to be able to buildsuch contraptions :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# yay for tree rape!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# don't you like trees?
that nasty girl has harmed their delicate psyches.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
although i was always more of a famous five kinda girl.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# i never read any of these 'teen adventure' books.
they always looked identical to me, so i read true crime (as we discussed last night).
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# my parents bought them for me
they were worried when they caught me, aged 8, reading carrie.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i looked for a technical term for clock-repair person and it appears that none exists.
if i were a clock-repair person i'd be miffed.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Horologist?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# nah, sounds too silly. and clocksmith, below, just seems like a failed attempt.
i was hoping for something akin to wainwright, which doesn't look like it was cobbled together (ha!) by apologists or librarians.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# clocksmith?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hahahaha
grandiferous!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i had the name pop into my head.
so i went looking for her books with her and trees on the cover and saw this clock one. what the hell, publishing house?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# *peas*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# i think goliath is the top.
repressed christians are almost always the ones getting boned.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Yes.

Also
Nazi berry muffins
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# how did the tortillas turn out?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# More like flat flexible biscuits.
Was too hungry to kneed or let the dough rest for very long.
Tasty none the less.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# There's something out there.. out there in those woods.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)
# hello!
i'll be back later. i'm going for pizza now.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# beg to differ
but some of the best clock repairs i have ever done occurred in dank fetid swamps!

Woo yeah!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)