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[challenge entry] Unshopped. I win. Game over.

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# cream made out of doves
:(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Rub it on your knees, Vic Reeves will be there in a couple of tics.
I love him. He's like a thin, better dressed version of my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# IGOTTHEJOB
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# FUCKYEAH
It must be because you're The Daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
I am gleeful. First time i've been on a contract in 2 years :D

Also taking 3 days off this week, first break for similar stretch o' time.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Enjoy it, chappie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# willco
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I heard dovewanking is a national sport in some parts of Finland

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Dag, Mediocre.
is that it? I learnt some Dutch last night, but not how to spell any of it, and not what Mister is. I can ask people if they're Ms Petersen, say sorry (I could also say 'that's alright' but I can't remember how to now) and hello/goodbye.

Oh, and I can say that I'm not Ms Petetsen. \o/ That's good, for I am most certainly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# How handy!

Mister is meneer or mijnheer (too formal), so that would be 'Dag meneer mediocre' then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ooooh, thanks love.
I've decided this is it, I'm going to learn Dutch completely.

Partially because a) it's becoming dangerous for a perfectly rational, law abiding stoner to live in this country without fear of reprisal, and partially b) because I refuse to live under a conservative government, which is in direct relation to part a.

Plus you Dutch people are really lovely people, from what I've seen. I'd rather spend my time with lovely Dutch people than with horrid English oiks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Haha that's cool!
I also find your remarks amusing, because I see horrid Dutch oiks all the time, and I think our government has turned too conservative of late. This is mainly because there are now two christian parties (and one labour) that make up the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Oy, don't tell me that
I get doubly upset by things like that, due to being a Christian myself, and having to watch all of these bastards give us a bad name. Like the Westboro Baptist Church, that's how some people believe me to be. NOT TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Okay, carry on then.
They'll be gone very soon anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# And, of course
they are famed for playing an attractive style of football - which I know will be a major factor in your decision.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I only pay attention to football when certain friends of mine
get all overexcited by it. Yay for having a mate that supports Rangers and one that supports Celtic. I have not a clue what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# i know how to say
the riche is rising
all jews should be exiled
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Oooh, tell me how to do the second one please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# how to do a jew?
give me a call, i'll be glad to help ;)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Look, I know how to have a wank
I just want the words, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# watch south park..
i won't tell you how to say, what will later help you get rid of the jews in england. i still want to visit there sometime :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Right.
Captain big yid. Captain not about to commit homogenocide. Captain not sure if that real word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Homogenocide - the extermination of all gays.
Ver Musen De Juden Es Rochen

it is.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You're a love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I've said this before
but I know "Grasmaaier" and "Drempel."
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Except that it's drempel

+ vloerbedekking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Bah!
If I was going to spell either one wrong, you'd have bet on the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# their milky white tears are used
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# this is what I was thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hang on a tic.
It was 86p for two soaps, now it's 86p for one?

I know Sainsburys are mental (up until the refit a couple of years ago, ours was like something out of a zombie movie- dirty and dingy and with nicotine-yellow lighting) but fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Not showing up for me.
Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# bloggerheads
has the word 'ad' in it, so sometimes ad-blockers will block images from there
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Ah!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# did you steal labels from the shop
or do you take a portable scanner with your for such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# stolen
but I figured they were surplus to requirements
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# your going to prison
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)