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# Ningles all...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# that would make the sex scene even weirder
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Oh don't do that, I love a bit of Statham.
Don't ruin it for me....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ...as long as his surname is pronounced 'Stattam'
rather than 'Staytham'

damnyankees

Ning Cap! Have you seen what that Jesse did to me?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Like Chatham, yes?
Ningles, no I have not.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Indeed...
and BOOM!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Very nice.
I'm not going to be doing too many, I think, I don't get any requests, they're all going to the Rev. I've got a couple outstanding, but I haven't had time yet. I think once they're done I'll hand up the old zombifying gloves and call it a day.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :(
Don't do it!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Well there's not much point if there's no requests, is there?!
I fear it might start to bore people, also.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# which is funny cos kelly brook is from rochester
tenuous
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Rochistah.
I don't mean to offend anyone, but the Kent accent makes my skin crawl, blame the cunty ex.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Oi!
Nothing wrong with the kent accent. Except for people who speak with that annoying false london accent.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Well I did say I didn't want to offend anyone
it just reminds me of.... wankers.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Actually, it shoudl be pronounced 'Staytham'
cos then it'll remind me of Statham from Green Wing, and at least I'll get a smile out of his performance.

/watched that dreadful dungeon siege film a few weeks back
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# oh come on
even if you do fancy him. you've got to admit his films are fucking terrible!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# CRANK WAS ALRIGHT
as was Lock Stock and Snatch.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Shirley lock stock and two smoking snatches...
which sounds like a completely different film...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# FUCKING LIABILITY.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# that's coz
Amy Smart
is hot as horsehell
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Ohhhhh, Captain in disagreement.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# who cares.
i defenatly would
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Bleurgh, you can have my share.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# thank you!
you're so kind :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I had
the misfortune to sit through that remake of the Italian Job. I know pain D:
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# What the hell were you expecting? Ben fucking Hur?
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# haha true
it was one of those films the missus forced me to sit through :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 90% of women can not be trusted to have any sense of taste
when it comes to these things. Like my (ex) friend Lauren, who told me Aliens was shit.

Fuck off.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# god yes
I've sat through some proper shite, Love Actually was by far the worst.. But what the hey, it keeps the peace and allows me to introduce her to some very good films!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oh, I like Love Actually.
But still appreciate the decentness of a proper good movie with explosions. Explosions and really, really nice guns.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# you know ed norton did that film just so he could get out of a contract with the film studio
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# argh! that's just too creepy....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Clicks....
*Then hides*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Top stuff!
She really gives me the creeps...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ARGH
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(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)