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# Ningles all...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# that would make the sex scene even weirder
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Oh don't do that, I love a bit of Statham.
Don't ruin it for me....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ...as long as his surname is pronounced 'Stattam'
rather than 'Staytham'

damnyankees

Ning Cap! Have you seen what that Jesse did to me?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Like Chatham, yes?
Ningles, no I have not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Indeed...
and BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Very nice.
I'm not going to be doing too many, I think, I don't get any requests, they're all going to the Rev. I've got a couple outstanding, but I haven't had time yet. I think once they're done I'll hand up the old zombifying gloves and call it a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :(
Don't do it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Well there's not much point if there's no requests, is there?!
I fear it might start to bore people, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# which is funny cos kelly brook is from rochester
tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Rochistah.
I don't mean to offend anyone, but the Kent accent makes my skin crawl, blame the cunty ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Oi!
Nothing wrong with the kent accent. Except for people who speak with that annoying false london accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Well I did say I didn't want to offend anyone
it just reminds me of.... wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Actually, it shoudl be pronounced 'Staytham'
cos then it'll remind me of Statham from Green Wing, and at least I'll get a smile out of his performance.

/watched that dreadful dungeon siege film a few weeks back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# oh come on
even if you do fancy him. you've got to admit his films are fucking terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# CRANK WAS ALRIGHT
as was Lock Stock and Snatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Shirley lock stock and two smoking snatches...
which sounds like a completely different film...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# FUCKING LIABILITY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# that's coz
Amy Smart
is hot as horsehell
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Ohhhhh, Captain in disagreement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# who cares.
i defenatly would
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Bleurgh, you can have my share.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# thank you!
you're so kind :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I had
the misfortune to sit through that remake of the Italian Job. I know pain D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# What the hell were you expecting? Ben fucking Hur?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# haha true
it was one of those films the missus forced me to sit through :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 90% of women can not be trusted to have any sense of taste
when it comes to these things. Like my (ex) friend Lauren, who told me Aliens was shit.

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# god yes
I've sat through some proper shite, Love Actually was by far the worst.. But what the hey, it keeps the peace and allows me to introduce her to some very good films!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oh, I like Love Actually.
But still appreciate the decentness of a proper good movie with explosions. Explosions and really, really nice guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# you know ed norton did that film just so he could get out of a contract with the film studio
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# argh! that's just too creepy....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Clicks....
*Then hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Top stuff!
She really gives me the creeps...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ARGH
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(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)