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# it's the cast from
Gourdness Gracious Me.


*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# *groan*
.

/edit: have you done the obvious one, Gourdons Alive?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# nope
there have been very few gourd puns so far.
Not enough I say.
(i'm collecting everyones, by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# i dunnit
nohummus.250free.com/nsfw.jpg

but unfortunatly when changing to the fat bast needle, i lost a hole, shall do again tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Ewwwww!!!
Oh well, good luck mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:11, archived)
# lol
i need mental help i think
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# ooooooh
poor you

/winces in sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:11, archived)
# i actually
quite enjoy the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Prevert
!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:23, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)
# I've
Sorted your met before...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# so have i
it was quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# you are nuts
and i am very impressed. i gave myself a tattoo, but doing that to your poor dingdong?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# was nothing special
quite fun actually, i may do more
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Fucking hell!

that is all
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Why did you not listen to the board!
The board knew it was a dumbass idea, but you wouldn't listen!

I wish you a speedy recovery from your stupidity.
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i did listen
but whats the problem? i didn't hurt anything
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Noooooooo!
I did an ickle fingy, not very good, in anticipation of your success..
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:20, archived)
# LOL
whilst drawing on cigarette, not nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hehe
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Now nail it to a tree
!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# £2k
cash in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# You could sell it on ebay...

"My cock nailed to a tree

Starting bid $1

Would make excellent scarecrow..."
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# lol
you scare me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I scare you?
Do I go posting picks of my bits with gert big metal pins stuck through em?

No! Sir, No! I Do Not!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:38, archived)
# it was the plastic bit
of a canular.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# *shudders*
Whatever... Funny though, I bet you're funny as fuck at parties... Get you pissed and watch the bloodshed etc...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# nah
i'm pretty shy in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# don't
give him more ideas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# It's bedtime for bobo...
Night folks.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Night to you.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Why why why why why why why why
why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
#
delilah
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Dada dada dadada
Why Why WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
delilah
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Dada dada dadada
i could see that girl was no good for me...
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I think this should stop now
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Ok, sorry
:(
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Well, I thinks to myself, I'll just have a quick look-see
at the board, see what's going on, and lo & behold, gourds are spreading!
Like a virulent rash, in fact.
Some of the puns are truly dire though.
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)