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# Dreams are odd. Fever dreams x1000.


PLOT:

1. GREY ON GREY LANDSCAPE.

2. FIGURE ENTERS STAGE LEFT.

3. WITHOUT REALLY MOVING, FINDS FLOWER ENTERS STAGE RIGHT

4. PICKS UP FLOWER

5. ENTIRE LANDSCAPE OF LOOSELY BOUND ROCK THINGS SWARM UP FROM STAGE RIGHT, TOWER OVERHEAD WITH A SICKENING
SENSE OF VERTIGO AND A CLOSE, HEAVY, SUFFOCATING ATMOSPHERE BEFORE COLLAPSING ON THE FIGURE.

6. REPEAT ENDLESSLY UNTIL I COME AROUND EVERY FEW HOURS.

Edit: In my dream, the background and landscape manage to be the same colour while also giving the impression that the landscape is darker.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# what is this, some kind of czech movie?
:D

edit: that's because of all the hidden evil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
indeed. One of those where the sound effects don't fit the action.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha
ahh man

I miss those incomprehensible eastern european animations that used to be on c4
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Reminds me of some kind of advert involving the Juddermann.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# it'd certainly look good animated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You are Samuel Beckett
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oh boy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I know what you're talking about but can't quite place it.
Damn this swiss-cheese memory!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Thats fucked up!
You have lupus!

We need a Lumbar puntcher
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I'm a lumber puncher.
I fucking hate wood, the fibrous cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Urgh.
Fibrous cunt. DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Ribbed for his pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Follow your dream.
You'll reach it some day.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Maybe my dreams had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
"REPEAT ENDLESSLY UNTIL I COME AROUND EVERY FEW HOURS"

Eh? How did you find out where I live?

*fears*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# That's a terrible joke
and yet it got a big grin from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# You dream in Depeche Mode album art.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *googles*
Good lord you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# D:
They make me feel confused and clausrophobic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ^This
I am off to the shops soon to buy night nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# TURNS OUT YOU'RE GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# SHUT UP STEPHEN FRY.
THIS IS NOT QI NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ah... would that it were.
Would that it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# NO U.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *DONK*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *explode*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# OHNO
LOOKATALLTHISMESSWHOWILLCLEANITUPNOTME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# very noir
i always dream about programming when i'm ill
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# SOME FUCKER IS PLAYING ELECTROBASSTRANCE MUSIC REALLY LOUD.
I FEAR THIS WILL NOT BE A GOOD NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Put a donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# It looks more like the bloke is shaking his fist angrily at the man above who is stealing his flowers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No its definately landscape collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Well then he should change himself to a darker grey and repel it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# He should mine for coal
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I will try to be lucid next time
and find a pickaxe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i have psychoanalysed your dream and have determined you have at least five cancers and two aids
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Cool.
Maybe they will fight. That would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I had a dream
no wait a minute that was Martin Luther King

definitely Depeche Mode or Mute Records dream that!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)