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# Ian loves being a fly.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Fuck you Ian!
*was sweeping up maggots in my kitchen on Sunday*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Fishing mishap or dead thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Murdered tramp+under floorboards
= bad idea

the stench was quite intoxicating
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Really?
Don't toy with me, Box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Can I toy with ye box?
sorry
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I have a lovely box for you to toy with
it came with a fan in from Japan, and now I keep my pens in it.

Or keep my penis in it, which is what I wrote the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I read that like a song.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# It was meant as one.
Imagine a sort of Spanish accompaniment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *maracas*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I can imagine this so clearly
how yay
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# That's no way to describe Wasp Box.


In other news, guest kitty has killed a bird and is eating it outside the house. Having seen her hunt in the past I'm assuming that she probably took a contract out on it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Eating it?
That's rare (in all of my years of catowning, I've never seen them eat a kill). Has she got nobody to present it to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I think she was going to present it to me,
but I'd already got in the house and closed the door.
I don't usually let guest kitty in until the evening.
Doesn't stop her from sitting outside the window next to me all day long, meowling to be let in.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Awwww, let her in birdypie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Our old cat did.
You used to frequently find what was left disposed on the doorstap, which was usually just the black and dark purple intestinal bits.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Mine always brought them in as presents
I don't know which is worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Our current cat does that occasionally, though they are always alive which poses troubles.
In fact she managed to chase a bird into our house, which then flew about the place like a fucked up nutter.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# They will do that
half dead, bleeding frogs jumping about everywhere is a fun one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# They are never half dead though, she doesn't seem to kill them, they are just alive and frightened.
Unless she has found a wounded one someone and starts playing with it.

I suspects she must find all of them to be honest because I watched her sit doing what looked like stalking a blackbird (from about 8 feet away over an open lawn, the bird not really giving much of a shit) but she was actually waiting for the bird to move so she could go round it.

COWARD!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *is fly, like the adult stage of maggots*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
Woo
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# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
*fears and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He'll get you in the end.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *runs faster*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Arggghhhhhhh!!!
Shit!

RUN!!11

*shouts woo on way*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
*swats*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Jesus on a horse! That's scary...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nicely!
He looks like a Colin to me tho... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)