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# Ha ha.
Oh lordy.

How is everyone today, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# today I have discovered that a tax disc has the same dimensions as a post-it note
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I think you might need to consider a more sophisticated forgery.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# see, I was thinking how easy to forge they look
Illustrator and a bit of gold leaf - saving of £210
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# well, if you're going down that route
just run a normal A4 through the printer, and cut out the desired shape.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# but I've already measured the size of the perforations
and ordered a perforating machine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# at a cost of £210?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# have you got the same model?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I have the catalogue
you should see the AutowankerTM on page 48.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# But...
one's a circle,one's a square
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# this was my second observation
but their width and length are the same
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# You should write a scientific paper.
There'll be incredulity at first, but once your experiments have been repeated by your peers you'll earn a lot of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Cream crackered but mother-in-law free
How is your good self?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Poor
but OK.
Poorok?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)