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# Darth Bader
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Well they both lost their legs,
and were shit hot pilots!

Woo!.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha fine work.
Related question: Does darth vader eat? And if so, does he perhaps only eat things like Kraft Cheese Slices, After Eights and spaghetti? I can't see how he'd managed to eat much else.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Toast, Darth Vader?
/Izzard
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# oh, it's bindun
bah
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Sorry duck.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# There must have been
a Death Star canteen, yeah?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# He's got a little pod,
I presume he eats in there.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# mange tout?
Edit: oh, that kind of pod.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Yep.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# haha, I love that.
he's most likely a very messy eater.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# There's a local pub near here called "The Douglas Bader"
who frequently advertise in the local paper as an ideal place to get legless...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# a local pub near there?
I keep meaning to go to the local pub that's far away, but it's too far.

/pedant/cunt blog
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you could come to my local pub
that might be quite far away
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# nah
it's for local people.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahah
brilliant! *click*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# yes?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nice uniform
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# thank you
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Kenneth More - Would (have back in the day)


de-ris en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_More
Played Douglas Bader in the film of his life.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Kenneth More, Kenneth More,
dum dum Navarone,
Kenneth More, Kenneth More,
Night to da da da
Joliet would,
back in the daaaay
Kenneth More
dum dum dum
dee dum dum.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Tha's brill
Number 1 in the charts by Christmas!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It would be.
All i need now is to do something really irritating with synthesizers and a drum machine, plus perhaps someone vacuous but chav-sexy to sing it.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)