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# I've designed a new modem.
How much should I ask for on Dragons Den?

Tipex is the fount of all goodness.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# 17
easily
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# pence
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I was thinking lions

or seals, at least
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Don't be silly - should be Ligers or Manatees
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# The liger is pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah, I finally got around to seeing that recently.. A bit hit and miss, but not that bad :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Deborah Meaden's ritual execution
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Yeah, what a bitch!
With a large enough fax machine, I might be able to roll her into a pancake, and transmit her hideous face to an unsuspecting victim.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# with her vulva in a shoebox full of salt.
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# um.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# How much is a bath of tippex these days?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 17
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# that's right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I dunno but...
It should be nice and relaxing, with all those solvent fumes.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Stick some thinners in
Just for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# so, can i buy this?
do you own the patent?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I have over 200,000 patents pending on the loop of paper alone.
They are however completely spurious, and quite likely to result in my arrest and detention.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# whatever it is you're selling,
i want 99% of the business for my £0.05 stake
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Done.
And Done.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)