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# this was an actual news report earlier on today


actual story, with no words altered

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7597232.stm

It's always nice to hear Radio 4 'AM Show' hosts presented with a cost list for sexual services, and always welcome to hear the term 'Anal sex' on Radio 4 before 8AM :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# aren't we all getting a tax rebate?
i know what i'm spending mine on :)

actually, i can't enjoy sex unless the price is emotional rather than fiscal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# motherfucking petrol, in my case.
does anywone brew moonshine round these parts, so I can run my car on methanol instead of super unleaded?

/biofuels blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# But you've got a thirsty car.
Ning 'G'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# 34 mpg tops
if I cruise at 70.

Bit of a pisser when I'm driving through 20 zones outside of schools but HEY, I'M SAVING THE PLANET, YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# £30 to fill mine from half today.
Bargain, in this day and age!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# you drive a
bmw icmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Jeebus,that's more than I drink.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i'm considering biodiesel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Fistal?!?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# evening sir
'owt on?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Chillin' out,maxing ,relaxing all cool.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# what was your big milestone post thing?
i missed it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# it was rubbish
i'm going to have to do it properly for 50k
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i thought you and him were going to go mental
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# there's a song all ready
just need to do the video
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# in the profile i see, well done
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# the 45k isn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# think the Cenobites from Hellraiser
with no implement left to torture with but a potato peeler
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Only those within a certain wage bracket.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I like soup
5
and happy b3taday bloop!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 5?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Somebody's nicked the 'C' from the Coral betting shop down the road
oh how we laughed today.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# That's pretty shocking.
My mate runs a brothel and you'd be looking at least double that, if that's your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# that rate is probably for a ded horse's anus
it's abit like saying you can get Tesco Value beans for 7p a tin. Yes, they're beans, but......
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)