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# lovely pic.
but I am currently despising my cat after it somehow threw my 32-inch tv onto my legs as I slept at about 4am this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I trained him/her well
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# If you're that good at training
there might be a job for you in Lennoxtown.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
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hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahayou'resuchacunthahahaha
hahahahahahaha
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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# :D
but seriously, it was a wonderful game. one of the most enjoyable matches I've seen in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i haven't seen any of it
and anyway, why were you sleeping with a 32" telly near your legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# the telly table is an old computer table at the foot of my bed
It's sturdy, and the monitor platform bit is big enough for the telly, but the cats jumping on the top of it must have moved it towards me until it fell a few feet onto my feet and shins.

I hope the swelling in my toe goes before tomorrow, I've got quite an important tournament to play in. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ooh
actually that sounds quite nasty.
mind you serves you right for having a 32" telly
at the end of your bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yes.
I agree. But it was cheap, which is also why it's so fucking heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ice. Ice and stuff.
Keep it elevated as much as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ICE
Ice, compression, elevation.

Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# isn't it
Alright, STOP collaborate and listen, ICE is back with my brand new invention ?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Cats are EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# mine has one chance left
if she wakes me up at 6 a.m again, she's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i'll take her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# If not him then me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# after I lugged the tv back onto its table
I chased her and re-introduced her to water.

but still felt guilty afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Cats: simulating annoying people since 430 BC
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# haha
a guy at my work is egyptian, and after coming back from a home visit, brought everyone rather nice paintings on papyrus. Very nice, and hand-made apparently.

He also returned from his holidays with the news that he'd got married while he was home. Which came as an enormous surprise, as he is the most socially-inept and campest egyptian I've ever met.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He must be rubbish at walking like an egyptian then.
It would probably just look like he's having a fit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# "brilliant", as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i think the pharaohs/egyptians were one of the camper ancient civillizations
on reflection
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# heh
fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)