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# Once I killed a man with his own hat
imagine the hilarity when I realised that his hat was out of season
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Thrence season hat-un-jape?
Oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# indeed
were it not for the fact that I burnt down the milliner's club house I would never be able to show my face there again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# They have shunned you and your house, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# oh yeah! well fuck my house! fuck it's small german tits all the way back to Leipzig!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You're a saucy one, but it TIS the season, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# oh yes sir, the season, quite the season
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Yes sir, as the season is such, such is the season.
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I'd do it again too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# The season for DUPLICATION is upon us, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# fuck yeah, I'm going to throw fucking shitty photocopiers at the innocent victims until they bleed
bleed colour saturated copies of themselves!

then the only thing they'll have left to eat is their own throbbing papery mass of despair
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# The blood, sir, like satin from mine mother's rectum.
Twice, twice sir, this season has prevailed!

TWICE, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# duplicitous duplication
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# there's nothing worse than being taken down by a panama
in october.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# swallow it hole to prove you are a man, but remember to dilute it first with a little tequilla
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i titrated that bitch until it was acid
still only tickled my gladis.

should of really watered the frogs first though.

it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# nuclear frogs from orbit
only way to make them hopping mad and radioactive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# but then you got to fear the antimater flies
one blast from those alibaster tongues it's good bye space orbit hello inverse jupiter. If you know warra mean.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# it's ok, I'll just spray them with mormon pamphlets
OH GOD, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL

AMEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I love the fact mormon's use that as a euphamism
they're told god doesn't want them wanking so if they call it "handing out pamphlets" they get off scott free.

but yes.. didn't you hear the flies are immune to mormon jism. they feast on it like delapedated prolapses cow vaginas suckling a hole kicked into the side of a rotten pigs carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# why, it's enough to make me want to go door to door wearing a suit and tell everyone "You're stupid and wrong, do what I say"
:D

edited for mongasm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hi, I come from no church.
I'm here to tell you why believing in any God is really quite a silly thing to do. You see we follow this thing that's been written down in many many books. It's called science.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# SCIENCE makes more nuclear devices than religion ever could!
SCIENCE 1 RELIGION -0
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# what, dear sir, did you use as an indicator?
phenol-trilby-pthalein
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# oooh your science based hat puns really do
bowler me over.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i offer you this for when you next go ghost spotting with derek akora:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I once killed a hat with it's own man.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I once imploded a hat with the same hat via the use of a time machine
it made a right fucking rift in the universal continuum, still, it's quite handy, I can put a sausage on a fork and it'll cook in 2 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)