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# MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG CUP MUG MUG MUG MUG
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# but its lips are there on its face!
what orifice am I kissing every time I drink?!? does the mug just imagine whatever one it likes? the little bastard!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You can be kissed anywhere.
EVEN IN PLACES WITHOUT LIPS OR CHEEKS.


IMAGINE THAT!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I'd rather not imagine that, thanks
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :(
pls?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I just asked my therapist, and she said no, so I best not
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm a simple man
my mental imaging faculties are not developed enough to be able to achieve this...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It's got a rim,
it must be an orifice, my chief scientist said so.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# This is the type of SCIENCE! we can all learn from.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Operation TWATHAMMER Initiated, SUH!
:)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!*
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. WIERDO.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# How do they feel about being tea-bagged?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ITS THE NUMBER 1 REASON THEY EXIST.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# AWESOME!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I KISSED A MUG
AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF ITS CHOCOLATE..ACENESS.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I want some chocolate aceness :(
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Me too, me too :(
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ^ *officelols!*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am smiling
because they are good :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# HELLO MR. THE TIME SPROUT
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# HELLO MR. ARE THE LEMON
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU BROTHER DOCTOR?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I AM WELL
BUT MY SPELLINS BRAIN IS BROKEN TODAY. HOW ARE YOU?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I HAD MINE SURGICALLY REMOVED.
YOUD NEVER KNOW.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# FUCKING MUGS
WHO CARES ABOUT MUGS!
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ON WEDNESDAY!!!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# THE CUPOCOLYPSE IS NIGH.
FLEE.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# WHERE?
THE LHC WILL ENGORGE US ALL!?!!!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# IT ACCELERATES THE PROTONS AND THE LEAD.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# >:(
THE LHC IS GOING TO KILL US, WHATS THE POINT IN LIVING!?!

And dont say mugs
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# MUGS.
Or cups, if you swing that way.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I swing both ways
:D Mugs or Cups, they are both the same to me
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Now I'm imagining a dog being spun around at high speed by its lead.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# That's days away! Let's go to Hawaii!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I CANT BE BOTHERED TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER WEDNESDAY
OTHERWISE WHAT IS THE POINT!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# If I'm going to die on Wednesday
I'd rather I was on a Hawaiian beach than in the Co-op.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Anyone fancy a jaunt to switzerland?
I hear the hadrons are lovely this time of year
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# awww, crap... I just bought a load of DVDs, and have not finished watching them yet... I'm not gonna have time now.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# You buy DVDs?
Why would you do that when the internet gives you them for free?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I like the nice printed shiny covers.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# thats what laminating machines are for
That and printing paper
:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# laminating machines are the work of the devil. I will have nothing to do with them.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# >:(
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I hope you're faithful to your mug.
Mugsluts are rife.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am faithful to my mug,
but is my mug faithful to me?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I think you should hire a private eye to find out.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# That or nuke the site from orbit.
Its the only way to be sure.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Think of the carbon footprint, man!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
The carbon14 footprint?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# how very dare you
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I've seen you,
with your pottery whores.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I hate it when they advertise as a porcelain princess
but then when they arrive theyre naught but old chipped crockery.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# i don't know what is going on
i mousewheel past this at 20 miles an hour and it looks like a great green cock and ballsack.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# WELL DONE.
YOU WIN THE UNDERCOVER CDC PRIZE. THERES ONE HIDDEN IN EACH OF MY PICTURES. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THEM ALL.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I bought a mug tree but it still hasn't flowered
These are most
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)