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# boootiful
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)
# You know, you look just like
Christine Aguilorioanwaterfountainara...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)
# You mean
Mariah Carey.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)
# anyone got
a tissue handy ?


/runs...........
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)
# here, use this one
I've finished
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)
# still got that
embarrasing little problem then I see
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)
# No,
I meant Anastasia.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Bovine
it is unhealthy to know so many pop bints.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I know.
I scare myself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Sure you didn't mean britney
?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Oh dear god
he said the 'B' word after being expressly warned against it!

It's guys like you who'd cross the streams and either a) All life as we know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light or b) Getting piss on our shoes.

I've said my piece.
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# grrrrr
.
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# eh?
I do not
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# don't worry about it
bovine looks like sloth off the goonies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Aye you guuuuys!
Root, root, Baby, root

he's a little light on quotable lines
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Its
Baby Ruth.
And he does have some good lines.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# at least get them right
it's "Baby Ruth".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# So the the chocolate bar is called a Baby Ruth?
What's that about?
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I know you don't,
I was being silly cos of what you said in your profile.
And I do not look like Sloth from the Goonies...I look more like Chunk.

*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)
# awwww
poor old bovvie.
You're a legend on here, remember all b3tan men are gorgeous*
* this statement may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# It's not true,
some are blessed with handsomeness the rest of us have to make do with sparkling personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Which makes
them the pretty ones
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Possibly.
Sadly I'm blessed with neither.
Luckily I have a knob the size of a petrified King Cobra.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# It's true
You've seen how petrified things shrink, right?

At least, that's what his imaginary girlfriend told me, while he was out the other night
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)