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# TOACT - Text On A Christmas Tree!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# 99 days until i kill a pope.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)
# It is sad that you live in a time with only the one.
I was just writing earlier of a time when
you could have made it a double header.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# yeah well I was gonna say why wait
 
but then I realised he didn't say just how many popes he was plannin' on killin' 'tween now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)
# CHEMICAL CASTRATION FOR CATHOLIC NATIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)
# QED
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)
# POPE SEZ:
"I open up a big gash in my thigh and have you fuck me in the wound. We are gonna have to make sure we do this safe so you gotta wear a rubber, but I will take your load in my mouth if you want (while I stitch the wound shut I would love it if you gave me oral)."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)
# yeah he looks like he would totally be into that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)
# i hope not.
i don't want him to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Lo! I am mostly back for a while!
Caught this in the garden this morning, must be a new genre species.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:39, archived)
# *hoots*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddSzgIv-8sk
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)
# What in the blazes?!
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)
# i love indian film.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)
# I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)
# That had struck me too, yes.
However, I'm also aware of how impatient postbear is.
He could be hardly trusted to wait for the white plume
of smoke before thrusting pre-popes into the woodchipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# or as they call them, potentials.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)
# revenge is a dish best served with popeblood.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Bah! I'm with Spot--Revenge is best served with crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)
# once when i was in school i was desperate for a job.
a girl i knew told me her uncle was going to be the new manager of a restaurant and she'd ask him to hire me. i went for the interview and turned around and walked out immediately.

the reason: as i entered, four or five staff were singing some stupid birthday song and there were crayons and white paper on all the tables.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Spiders scare me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrVBIOCrow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoVH6F9ip4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVDTZ4EAWH8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMOoLc2IQ78

When I'm smart enough, I'll stitch them together, and take over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i like spiders. i don't like children.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)
# I like brains.
Soft, chewy brains....
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)
# THE TRAGIC TRUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Now I will eat you up.
Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:55, archived)
# it's a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:04, archived)
# All this talk about food is making me hungry.
Are you a vagitarian?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:07, archived)
# i eats no meats.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)
# That! There!
What program is doing this thing?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)
# my 3-d filter
maybe busted?
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/index.html.old
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# Oh well, bookmarked
Yours is it? Very nice, converts luminescence to a z-dimension and rotates as specified? I saw one with a fractal zoom on youtube, though it was the same, and wanted to give it ago.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)
# this is scary on 57 different levels
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)
# it's tragic.
looking at my old posts on my new monitor is freaking me out. i feel like redoing them all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Not desperate enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i got a job in a weird tea shop the next day or soon after.
i'd rather have starved on the street than worked in that craphole.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Which means it is NOT Christmas yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:07, archived)
# every day is christmas when you're an atheist.
that's what i tell little religious kids.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Hahahah!
www.isitchristmas.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:22, archived)
# it is for me!
i got twenty-seven presents and lots of candy too! if your family were atheist you'd be having christmas RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:27, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)