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# I just love ladys' bums
that is all.

/human nature
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:03, archived)
# it's a fair point
it is rather nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)
# It is innit
and she wants me

Keeps twitching her nose at me.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:06, archived)
# funny knees
tho, and Im all about knees me.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# front or back
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# both actually.
and I have an ankle-ometor built in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# hey I like that
do ankles and knees (front and back) come higher on the charts than the typical lady attributes ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# no,
at first its eyes, bum, height, smile. its only after a period of time that a lack of comely knees and ankles starts to hit home and I become panicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Same here
Eyes first, then lady bum, lady bumps followed by hair.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I thought it was just
us ladies that had lists like that.......
(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I don't apply the list
It's just there, in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:24, archived)
# hummm
it apears men and women arnt so different after all.....time for a psychological study - male/ female listing and subsequent application to social interactions


.....erm ish
(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:32, archived)
# C'mere big Koit........
(thediscokingpin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Yay
I love her carrot dress
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:23, archived)
# You should save that
for Rapitinui. He'd love it.
(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:25, archived)
# You;ll be seeing
more of Flopsy soon in a retrospective of her career in glamour.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:27, archived)
# ladys bums
are good. I too would argue nature, although I blame my eyes really.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)
# eyes, nature, penis
we can all blame other things. Bring it on !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I haven't got
a penis :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Crikey
keep forgetting about this random sexual diversity.

blame your woman bumps then.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:11, archived)
# which
ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Any of your choosing
I wouldn't dare to be so presumptuous
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:14, archived)
# ok
I've chosen. what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Smack them
and smack them hard. For they are bad boys/girls.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I only picked one bump
and I will not be held responsibly for what would happen if I smacked it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)
# "we can all blame other things...."
I read a subtext here, I may be mistaken, but I believe you can blame your viperish, therefore intrinsically lesbo, shatners basoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# shatners bassoon???????????????????????????????????????
eep, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# don't mention
shatner around me...

wtf are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# sorry,
chris morris reference. basically your with the gays ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Okay you. EXPLAIN.
I went looking on Google for an explanation of Shatner's Bassoon and came out with a whole pile of crap. Did the term exist before that tv show with the interviews, or did he make it up?
(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)
# sorry, was having dinner,
if your still spazzing this far down, shatners basoon is the part of the brain responsible for monitoring the perception of time, thus "a boy was crossing the road and got hit by a car, why? well, he thought he had three weeks to cross the road".
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:42, archived)