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# He moves in mysterious ways
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God yes!

(Squirter, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hmmm....
he's not having any effect though, is he? : ) arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# That's not coming...
out where it should is it?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Sadly yes.
You're not going to get a Renaissance artist drawing a guy with a bigger cock than himself.
Have you seen "David" by Leonardo DeCaprio? It'd get lost in a bluebottle, so it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Im a fan of DeCapochino's work too
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
#
He must have sprung a leak in one of his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# interesting
but still no change in attitude... I'd be most offended if there was no standing to attention... if it ever happened to me
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
# uuurgh!
no!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# ha
and ha ha ha ha

how very catholic priest

/hell
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# it was
a fun childhood wasnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I laugh
Mother says "what"
I say "uummmm"
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# There is something very wrong here
And Adam's bits and bobs are tiny! Makes me feel so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# ooh, i spy a repost oppertunity
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Leading to a further repost ...

"Average gain 2.94 inches. Results guaranteed."
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# even so
I still wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
mmmmmmm, sacreligious.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# look at his little winkie!

hahaha, I love that
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# That's little?
Back in a mo - I need to reply to some junk mail ;)
(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# sorry mate
it's beyond little. It's beyond help dammit...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I'm getting..
cocktail sausages...
baby carrots...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I reckon
the only way he'd improve his chances of getting a shag would be to reply to those other spam mails...

Improve your bust line now!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# magnifying glass
padded tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)