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# 30th Sept - The Unwholesome Malady
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# poor little turtle
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# No tinctures or restorative emoluments
work quicker than Bacon™
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Bacon is, indeed, the answer.
Cooked with onions and immersion with pork stock
will complete the cure. And a make a fine soup.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:04, archived)
# BACON BACON BACON
Also, capitalism is collapsing. lol.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)
# CAPITALISM
NYET
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)
# well use lowercase then!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I'm going to take my money out of the bank
and put it in a sock under my bed, for safekeeping.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Yes, but in which currency.
Pounds might not be best to pick this round.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Invest in pumpkins. Their value seems to be going up sharply at the moment....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Good plan. Giant pumpkins have a very high ROI.
Also
pie
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# If capitalism collapsed the inflation that ensued would make it worth fuck all!
Take all your money out the bank and invest it in water, tinned ham and a kick arse gun mounted car!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Are you suggesting
that we team up and form some sort of vigilante crime-fighting duo?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Hell no!
I'll be totin' guns and looting! I gotta loot me some ballet shoes!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Is it halal bacon?
woo and 'ningles teh b3ta.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)
# 'ning riv.
Genetic modification to the feet
and you might just get it to pass.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Not if they were going to eat the trotters:P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Yes, you are correct in that.
*returns to laboratory*
*kicks Igor*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Yay for bacons!
'ningles to the /board!

It looks like we're all about to go back to the stone age... Well, at least we still all have b3ta....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Bacon©.
curing vegans since 1867
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)
# charles darwin's bacon tie!
you deserve the recumebnt houpla
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# needless to say
the beast was stunned. good work Pol
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)