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# Office Amusement


How to change the toner. Step 3 + dirty mind = must be the magenta toner.

In out in out shake it all about..
(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# You know you have spent too long on B3ta
when you see CDCs & goatses everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# This
Is unfortunately quite true. How many lives have been ruined, destined to see greasy fingers and a ring whenever they are gazing upon a gaping hole, because of b3ta I wonder?
(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# There's no going back
I was driving on the motorway & I saw a car reg plate RIS (or R15) and I laughed and laughed and laaaauuuughed....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# i can't go past a morrisons without saying RIS?
and i actually us it off the board too....
i get funny looks off of non-b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# 'Non-b3tans'?
What're they then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# the little people you scurrying around outside b3ta towers
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# 'Out...side'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i read about it on the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Why do you say it when you go past Morrisons?
just messing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah
I seem to recall seeing one that ended in CDC, if memory serves. It did make me smirk somewhat.
(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Case in point:
The hadron collider pictures
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# pffft!
'ning missus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Allo :)
You to be at Derby this time? I saw there was some will he/won't he stuff going on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# no ma'am
*whips self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# What?!
I thought you were now! With new jobbage and everything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# you spelled hardon wrong
'lo Mrs T
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# 'lo headwound
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# 'lo trelly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEL!
Ow's stuff?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# How's Battlechild Thundersteed?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Fast akip having spent the morning with her grandma
Which suits me fine :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# quite...

=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# dickhead?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# eh?
you don't even know me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I meant the pic...
lol
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *sniffs*
*wipes nose*
o-o-o-ok
tis captain magenta from captain scarlet innit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# sitting next to captain ochre?
you know ochre?
That really common yellowy brown colour like sick... yeah thats right! HE CAPTAIN SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha!!
get in here captain puke!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Indestructible Captain Magenta
office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# he can be shrunk though....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ^this
heheh, I was up in the lake district about a month ago, and in some village/small town there was a woolworths with the L missing on the sign, so I HAD to take a pic of it :D

WOO indeed- it looked quite dilapidated
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Have you used it as a "WOO" reply to someones post?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# nah, the shop front looks so grotty, it'd look like I was being sarcastic...
...so infact, perhaps I SHOULD use it as a sort of FAIL pic...hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I like the subtle in-jokery of it
perfect for flaming a noobie tuesday who hasn't read the FAQs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hmm
They're always falling off our Woolies. Here in the Lakes. I think Stan keeps pulling them down.
(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# that's how i made this -
the 'l' had fallen from my local woolies shop front:

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahahha, that was EXACTLY the woo pic I thought of when I saw the woolies up in the lakes :D
everyone must of thought I was mad taking a photo of the shop front :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# there's a bar on my way to work
called casa de crocillo or something

so it has CDC in every other window


need to get a snap before they sell the place to a new owner (closed about a year ago)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Admit it.
You tried to stick your penis in there and now made an image just so you didn't look so foolish
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Its hot inside the copier.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That lowers the toner the conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Well
Photocopying a bare arse just seemed so unoriginal.
(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Have you been putting your penis on a George Foreman grill?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Yes.
To make it ribbed for her pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# and NO messy clean-up, thanks to the drip-tray.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah
I'm so proud of it, I put my cock on it.
(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I'm just confused
by our seton fire blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *Thinks...*
... thinks... thinks....

*gets*

DOH!
(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)