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[challenge entry] 'I'm sorry Dave, i can't sell you these limes'

From the Make Sci-Fi Retro challenge. See all 593 entries (closed)

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# God i hate those things
They think you are trying to pull a fast one if you bag stuff off the "bagging area" as you scan them. No you cunt im trying to save time
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ....?
you have to get the item into the bag before it'll scan the next item. Any deviation from that it calls you a cunt.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# they are most crap.
only noticed the other day, they've got volume control so unless I'm literally buying one or 2 things I mute it so as to only hear the beeps. much calmer
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# and even if you do have everything in the bagging area it insists that you don't
and you spend five minutes picking things up and putting them back down and it keeps saying "please put all items in the bagging area" and aaargh!

yeah, you hit a sore spot...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# see, this is why whe should put rfid on everything
and implant it in humans too, and kittens

and trampolines, and amorphous semi cohesive indefined masses

*grabs tinfoil*

er, what was the question again?

I've never used a self checkout, because I know it would just mess up if I used it
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Three Brussels sprouts?
Good call.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hmmmm
I can't see how this fits the compo.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Because 2001 has already passed us by? :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# But the Sci-Fi was already retro!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ah,yes, but...
when it was filmed it was sci-fi, so there!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Time-lines hurt my head D:
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# The sprouts of evil!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# This prooves
All Tescos look the same on the inside.
Also: I love the expression :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Arghhhh mass consumption brain washing megacompanies!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)