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[challenge entry] 'I'm sorry Dave, i can't sell you these limes'

From the Make Sci-Fi Retro challenge. See all 593 entries (closed)

(bukowski_jr whatever, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# God i hate those things
They think you are trying to pull a fast one if you bag stuff off the "bagging area" as you scan them. No you cunt im trying to save time
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ....?
you have to get the item into the bag before it'll scan the next item. Any deviation from that it calls you a cunt.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# they are most crap.
only noticed the other day, they've got volume control so unless I'm literally buying one or 2 things I mute it so as to only hear the beeps. much calmer
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# and even if you do have everything in the bagging area it insists that you don't
and you spend five minutes picking things up and putting them back down and it keeps saying "please put all items in the bagging area" and aaargh!

yeah, you hit a sore spot...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# see, this is why whe should put rfid on everything
and implant it in humans too, and kittens

and trampolines, and amorphous semi cohesive indefined masses

*grabs tinfoil*

er, what was the question again?

I've never used a self checkout, because I know it would just mess up if I used it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Three Brussels sprouts?
Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hmmmm
I can't see how this fits the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Because 2001 has already passed us by? :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# But the Sci-Fi was already retro!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ah,yes, but...
when it was filmed it was sci-fi, so there!
(bukowski_jr whatever, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Time-lines hurt my head D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# The sprouts of evil!!
ruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# This prooves
All Tescos look the same on the inside.
Also: I love the expression :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Arghhhh mass consumption brain washing megacompanies!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)