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# Tetley, you prick-tease slaaaaaag

Giving me the come-on and then blowing all hot and cold... fucking typical...
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Eh.....
Have you been tea-bagging again?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# haha
funny!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Um...
I don't get it
[student w/ no telly]
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# WHAT? WHATWHATWHAT?
A student, with no television?
Am I on mars, what the fuck is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# im a student, ive got a telly.
iwatch bargain hunt, house invaders and countdown on a daily basis....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I don't neeed no steenkin' TV
I have a 10Mbit connection and b3ta!
TV licencing ain't cheap, and I'm a law-abiding kind of chap
/sloth
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Christ, I should send that to my ex
She keeps sending me txts saying really rude, yet kinky things that she'd like to do to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Then don't be a dik wad
either do her or send her my way.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i'm fucking first mate
grr.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Yeah but I live closer
I could run there faster than you
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# i thought we were
having her sent?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# You're from Bristol...
If you come down to the Cheltenham bash on Saturday, I'll give you her number.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Two words that answer all questions
emotional and wreak
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# don't you mean
wreck ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Only when she
opened her legs
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# let her.
if she wants to its not your fault, you won't owe her anything.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yes...
eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Nice
Especially the "Stop sending weird texts"

I actually had to say that to a Bunny Boiler last week.
(BadgerSmaker, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)