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[challenge entry] You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


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(Evil Knedle, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# *YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEES!*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha, that is all kinds of win!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# scary
but lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Sorry I really have to TJ and you'll understand why.
Mate lost a bet as a result she has to do what is come to be called 'The Brown Round Run'.
This means she has to go into the pub and order a round of drinks with one and two pence pieces.
The tradition is you have to dress up as well. She is yet to arrived but she is meant to dress as a hobo.
We have made the costume for her. Ex-White jeans with coffee grounds rubbed into it, orange squash piss stains,
broken ciggies in the front pocket and an umwrapped cheese burger in the back.
The shirt was also white but now supposts stains and aromas of cheese burger, bitters and absynthe, a burnt and
ripped concho and a broken umbrella:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# did you know that legally you only have to accept about 30p in coppers as payment
the bar person would be quite right in telling her to piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Yeah but we know a pub that lets us.
We just won't tatke her there first:P

EDIT: Actually I've just found out it's anything after 20p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# 20p, bloody hell
that's inflation for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Now with extra cardboard sign with legend
'Will Dance For Crack':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# you know we all expect photos now.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# And you will get them:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# She's bet the brown run before and won:P
The guy had to go in girlie PJs:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# legally they can refuse to accept that payment
...just to warn you
edit : please don't mindpiss on me my brains not working
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# See above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *looks up*
mirror shoes, for looking up old friends :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# i'm trying to find varification of this
a mate of mine thought he'd be smart once and tried to pay a fine in half pence pieces, bloody great carrier bag full, got told to piss off, much to my obvious glee.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# 20p it appear.
Although we always tip to the same value of the round.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Some guy wrote a cheque out for a fine in a court on a toilet base
this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# and a sheep
welsh farmer wrote his cheques on back of sheeps :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahhaahahah
You have got to be kidding us!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# was on the news :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# as long as it has your account details and signature
you can write a cheque on anything apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# tis true
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I'm sure something along these lines got into the newsletter once
Tried to pay a fine with a dustbin full of copper, let them struggle to the lift with it then ask for his dustbin back.

I think it got outed as a dirty, dirty fib, but it was still amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i promise you this is true
i was with him all to the way to the bank and then the court, if i recall, may have been cop shop, then all the way back to the bank. i promise, cross my heart etc.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Sir
I wasn't questioning your honesty! merely discussing a skateboarding kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# not for one moment did i think you were
*he lies
but i know what you mean urban myths and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# also
retailers do not have to give a refund unless the product is faulty or was sold under false do-dahs :) urgh brain faulire
this song makes me smile www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScSTl_6-BR0
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# *turns speakers up*
*moshes at desk*

*grins insanely*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# The goods misrepresentation act?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# yeah that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# ha ha
I liek this one better
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp8f3alBIwk
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# yeh
rocking!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# singing in the rain
i like the way he moves the can upside down sideways across the tables
do do do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Ja8pK96Qo now with more horses :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# oh dear..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3GO7nxwmko and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LJzDIPkulc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# very true
have told many a punter to take a hike, just cos i got it home and it didn't match.
more to the point, i wore it last night, kept it real clean and now i'm skint.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Well that's me fucked, oh well :)
I bought this on amazon, which arrived yesterday, when I meant to be buying this with the Image Stabilization, because I was a bit pissed

The girl on the phone said they would refund me when I announced my mistake (it did seem suspiciously cheap), unaware I am now buying this tomorrow instead
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# i'm using 1980's techonolgy lenses
because they cost about £20
one disadvantage is that they are manual focus... but i prefer that to be honest
they still have the little red dots on the view screen to tell you what you have focused on too! (if you buy the right adapter)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Since digital SLR's have become the norm
desk top image editors don't want to know about 'scans' these days of pre-digital photography

which has rendered six filing cabinets worth of slides obsolete in the three years I have been at my work, unless it's 'historical' and obviously still important; we're moving them all to a basement next month


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# oh don't get me wrong
canon eos350d - no scanning involved, just a fancy adapter :D
I also have an adapter that goes on the end of my camera to put slides to digital :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Oof
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)