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# Phone sex anyone?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yikes!
dons helmet and heads for teh bunker....
tea and biccys anyone?

Edit- proper fixed it...nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Red Bull and Toffee Crisp please
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# says he he just posted a goatse!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# what goatse?....where?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# in that picture down there .
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hadnt noticed...
you think i should maybe link it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it's pretty blurred.
you haven't really got a bollocking for it so it should be ok.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Milk and 2, and some jaffa cakes
Also Pringles are technically biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i think the jury may have to reconsider Pringles. I believe they resemble no known food substance.
In fact they very well maybe part of a worldwide conspiracy by aliens to get humans addicted to their dropping. The Goat may be ore know;edgable on this subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# They are biscuits as they come out the same shape and size every time, crisps come out random shapes whereas biscuits come out the same shape every time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# biscuits are baked. twice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I thought the biscuit thing
was that biscuits get soft if you leave them out and cakes go hard if you leave them out... hence jaffa cakes are cakes etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Yes that but I like jaffa cakes, they are yummy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# what?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# The word biscuit comes from the French
meaning Baked Twice
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# my poo comes out different shapes and sizes...does that then mean my poo are in fact crisps?
*writes to Tudor with a flavour suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# well by the logic of epiphany...but there isn't usual much logic in epiphanies.
it's just a sudden thought to get the band back together.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Yes your poo is crisps,
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Once you plop, you can't stop.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Biscuits are baked. Pringles are a potato-based salty snack.
Aren't Pringles fried?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I always thought they were baked,
but who cares! The most important thing is this!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# haha what?!
Tad large tho, 250k is limit for anims
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *fixes*
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# god dam even the telecomunication devices are getting some
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Need more horses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# new person indeed
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Just coz your account isn't new doesn't mean you haven't just started posting.
In fact it means you should know better!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# he was nice enough to fix it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Well in which case I'll let him buy me a pint at the next bashh:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Nazism doesn't stop for the weekend, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# yeah i noticed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# burn him til he's happy
pitchforks
*eggs ghosty on
*encourages
*fight him

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# no
it means "new person" is incorrect address. I shall be addressed only as Sir Nood of Flange.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# if you type ~faq ~ (without the space) it just puts that line in
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Well....
duh.

;)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# donkeynobs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Ninja.
He who laughs last, and all that.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# New person was a specifically chosen address.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# therefore
you shall be Dances With The Ghost Of The River like off of Dances with Wolves except it was wolves.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Naaa.
It told me to fuck off, she had her eye on a lake.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ricky Lake?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# yes
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# are you welsh by any chance?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Neither by chance nor design.
(No)
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Heh.
PHWOAR!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# What the hell do the progeny look like?
*scares*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# they'd be microphones
til they growd up then theyd just be phones
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# talk about getting a ring
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)