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# Fearne Britten and Fern Cotton. So easily confused :(


Edit: Slowed down a bit
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I'd rather have Britton than Cotton
she's sooooooooo irritating
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah....
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Britton=curves
nice
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# not me
i'm a polyester man
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ^This^ ^This^ ^This^ ^This^ ^This^
I like 'em curvy...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I am never sure whether I want to
smack Fearne Cotton in the face or hump her dry!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# why choose
when you can do both?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Left eye, right brain hemisphere
Right eye, left brain hemisphere
Left eye, right brain hemisphere
Right eye, left brain hemisphere
Left eye, right brain hemisphere
Right eye, left brain hemisphere
*has epileptic seizure*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I've always had a strange crush on Fearne Britton.
Cotton is just a bit meh.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# one of each please
ta
*click*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# would both.
now who are they?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# They are both women.
And therefore out of your league. ;)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :( arsemould.
I just saw Teh Quo making an arse of themselves on aus tv. it was great.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# making an arse of themselves how exactly?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# taking the piss out of the female cohosts.
Rick was offering them a ride on his boat. Frank was agreeing as to how much they would enjoy it.

boat race isn't a common slang term here.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
cutting.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I can see her vagine.
Unless she's pissed herself.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I think the optimisation may have misled your twisted psyche
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)