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# i think we should invade iceland and take all there stuff as compensation
i doubt they have a military.

ps. dibs on bjork
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# you can have her
freaky squeaky bint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hush you!
She's mint.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# more mini than mint
like a tiny polo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# admit it
you just want to tongue her minty hole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# no not really, but I do like her music.
she has a freakishly brilliant voice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i was never a fan
then again, i like alanis morrisette.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I love Alanis Morrisette.
Bjork on the other hand can go fuck herself with a rusty two-man saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# that's one of her songs, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i love the song "right through you"
it sums my ex up perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i know
i am massively ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# you want to dib her with your mighty schmerg-merm action
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Mmmm freezer foods at rock bottom prices.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# those icelanders would own you all as slaves in about three days.
they are a people without emotions and are armed with volcanoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# plus the faeries, dangerous buggers they are
notable for mass dissapearances
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I HEART FAERIES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# HEART YOUR FAERIE TODAY!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I call dibs
on Snæfellsjökull.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# All their stuff is just frozen chicken and party snacks
do we really want that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# lol. it is both a failing country and a freezer food shop
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# although sometimes you see lucozade for sale in metal cans
which is a rarity. it tastes 10x better in a can.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# mmmm aluminiummm
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# as do most drinks
coke from a can is far superior to coke from a bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# But from a tap it isnt... strange that really
Beer is best in tap
then bottle
then can

Whereas fizzy drinks arnt...
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i love fizzy drinks
but my tiny tummy can't handle the bubbles :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You can probably get them in pound shops and in those dodgey newsagents that everything is in arabic or something like that
those shops are full of wonder
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i love those shops
"ooh.. i didnt know they made a brown orangina"

"wow.. salty 7up"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# *avoids 'browngina' joke*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'm going straight for
the inflatable bonuses
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)