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# ARF


'I'm Floppy Donkey, and I approve these hedz'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HA HA HA!
MUSLIMRACISM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I was actually looking for something else on the web....
did you know, sharia law is applied in England?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# In a few years
Everybody's wearing funey hedz! hurraay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Well it is,
and it isn't.

It is used, but is not officially recognised.

It is much like the application of Jewish law in the UK.

All Jewish marriages must be sanctioned by the Beth Din, however, to be recognised as a UK marriage you still have to have a marriage license.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# i never passed the theory....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Pfft!
Slap her around a bit, and it'll be fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# during the marriage hazard awarness test
i couldn't tell if i was supposed to press the button before or after the Hoff entered our bedroom...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# If the Hoff is there,
it's too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# if only i could think of a caption worthy enough
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *thundering tens*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *Double Fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *football sympathies*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It's getting better.
Champions by Easter!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Whatchoo Hoffing about Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# How about
"I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^^^ that
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# OMG, QUICK WE NEED CONCETRATION CAMPS
CONCERTRATE!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# yay muslim protests
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
*honk*

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# some days you just can't get rid of a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# "we would like to talk to you about Jaysus...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha! I spy GOS!
Also, when did Rush desecrate the Quran?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# In 2112
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Rush desecrates the human race
edit: humans aren't sacred, but you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ACK FONT FUCKUP ON B3TA
is anyone else seeing fucked-up font sizes on the main board?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Nah,
it is just coz you is now foreign! Innit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# That's a good theory
but it turns out it was because one of the cats jumped on my keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Fucking Cats!
They think just because they are cute they can get away with anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# my font is often unusual
I blame the scapegoats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# OH HAI
CAN I JOIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Go for it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
is that Simon Weston?
(industrial_grit, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes, it does look like him
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# they're takin our jobs

/south park blog
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# "they toek 'ur jubs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# very well put sir
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)