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# I'm coming down with 'ManFlu', no hummus...

...so here's a pic of me being strangled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# 'gaze upon my undercarriage'
'yes, gaze upon his undercarriage, all pristine and fresh'

I'm going outside now. I'll bring you in a twig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# horseless carriages?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :))))))
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Mmmmm
did he use the gel?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Why is Terry Pratchet strangling you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# because he can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# But he just can't remember why:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oooh, naughty ghostie!
i'll have his new book in a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# He'll never remember I said that about him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# oof!
his impending addlepatedness is causing you much mirth, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Grappled from behind by George Galloway.
You're living the dream my friend, living the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *waiting for the first paintcock shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Thats one for
Viz' "Up The Arse Corner"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# right in the blow hole..
you are a whale/dolphin aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you watched Norbitt
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Did he use the old trick..
"LOOK ! BEHIND YOU "
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# No, he would never give you that chance...
...bless him. He's the Karate Legend Phil Milner.
He passed away a couple of months after my wedding in 2000.
Very sad, I was a Palbearer at his funeral. He was
an amazing man, sorely missed :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Never knew Gorbachev did martial arts.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)