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# I can has axzelleratr ?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Awww silly kitty trying to play simon says
Most Woosome sir!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# What the hell is that he is playing with?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Simon says innit
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# That is quite clearly not Simon Says you foolish boy!
;D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# >:(
Im not a boy! Im technically an adult now, I can drink in the states and all that jazz
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Whatever,
I was in NY when I was only 20 and I had no problems drinking anywhere ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Yes, but I still have my boyish good looks :P
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Bah,
they are over-rated anyway!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# No they are not! >:(
Im going to the comedy club with a pretty lady soon, she likes my looks
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Sushi!
I told my flatmate that a lovely man on the internet was going to send me a present and she gave me a very weird look :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is she fit?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Fairly but I've been stuck in all weekend with her and she has driven me insane.
She's completely impervious to rational reason and entirley against open discussion.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# So a woman then?
;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You live with Sarah Palin
AICMFP!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# ROFLOLITICS!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING YES. That is the perfect comparison.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I've not got a fiver on me so have this tennor.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Haha
ta :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
What present were you gonna get?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# He is getting nothing until
I see naked flatmate womans ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Whats he getting?
I want internet presents :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Just a book that I think he will enjoy
called Ugly Americans.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# LOLMERICANS!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# We're friends on facebook aren't we?
She's on my facebook.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Oh I see,
and her name is?

*stalks*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Stephanie Pang.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Pfft!
S.Pang?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# OH FUCK
How did I not notice that before?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Because you are not a genius
of observational comedy like me!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Sushi said he'd send me something, thick, heavy and difficult to swallow.
He said at times it can be a mouthfull but will leave me ultimately satisfied and wanting more.

A book.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# LOL PENIS BOOKS
:D

Also hows uni treating you? Still scared?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Haha nah it's great.
I'm sick though, which is not great. I get a new flatmate today. A sexy Spanish girl who told me painkillers and tequila would cure my illness. I like her already.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Sweet, fuck her soon as, then she'll be yours forever
Everyone gets the freshers aids, ive got it and this is my 4th year!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I got it too and I'm not even at university
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I thought you were going for pie?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Already been.
The pie was great, you missed out.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Good stuff, I had chicken with rice for dinner
its no pie im afraid :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That's poor, pie would have been far superior.
It came with chips and mushy peas.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# it was marinated in hot sauce and lime, and the rice had mushrooms cooked in butter in it,
it was well nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# "You'll find this amazing fact, and more
inside, when you buy Epiphany's Culinary Insider Secrets UNCUT"
BUY NOW, DON'T DELAY
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# SUPERNAKEDFUNTIEMLOLS!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# SUPERñAKEDFUñTIMELOLS!
/SPAƱISH TWIST
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# It's a plastic tube with a yellow ball inside
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I love the snappy names that people
give their products :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# woo to giant kitty!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# a wee particle
smasher
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# This is strange and excellent :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)