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# A very merry cherry herry snerry werry day, sir wir flir nir tur.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ta
anyone got any headache tablets?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Aye
do you want nurofen, paracetamol, ibuprofen, cocodamol or pink ibuprofen I shouldn't have any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# cocodamol is the greatest.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Fizzy, this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# My hypochondriac flatmate used to give out her prescription cocodamol when I was at uni
Superb at removing headaches or any other pain.

2 pints of guinness shortly after taking them is not a good idea though. I instantly turned into Mr. Soft and was unable to inform anyone about why the world in which I was living was so strange.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Did you walk like him too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# It was mostly that.
I couldn't walk straight and my knees kept bending too much. Talking was also a significant problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Ohhhhhhkidoki then.
I shall never spike your guinness with cocodamol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# It's ace when that happens though
You TOTALLY forget the pain!
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# Not too much please.
I like to know I'm being raped.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'll put your boxers back on inside out before I dump
you on the steps of the salvation army and run off. That's how you'll know it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I'm glad I read the whole of that.
You broke the Subject: off at a particularly inopportune point in the sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I've got my window on a weird size setting
you're right though, that was fairly inopportune.

I'll have to have one at some point though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You Would
OK... Brace yourself.



*Rapes, not enjoys due to too many pain killers given to victim.
Damn
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Cocodamol?!
No way, Solpadol ftw
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Stop hoarding all the pain-killers,
FAE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Stop hoarding all the good joints and male genitals
SAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# FINE. Take what you need.
HURRUMPH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'd love to be a boy, I'd be ace at it.
Well, I'd be Johnny Bravo, but that's ace, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I suspect you'd be average. Being THIS awesome needs practice.
*buffs willy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Get tae. I'd be a rad man and no mistake.
I'd cultivate a pencil tache, smoke cigars whilst leering and snap my braces at the broads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *sexually confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *slaps your bottom and calls you doll*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *tremble*
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ... it appears you aspire to be me
... although I smoke a pipe and have a curly tash... also - when I wear beaces I let them hang down rather than putting them over my shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# What's their function then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# to hang down arooond ma arse
and draw people's attention to it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Can I have the gay Ibuprofen?
They sound fun
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Yeah, they're not even mine
the girl who used to work for me had a thing and got these prescribed then left. Hurrah for free drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# this should help
chiron.valdosta.edu/mawhatley/2500/spiral.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh dear
"the same as what occurs" and Comic Sans all in one paragraph. Have I died and gone to heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# No
you've gone to Valdosta State University!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I have Fanta, cheap beer and Blu-Tac. Would this suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# great
I'll have that and one of each of Wow's


That should sort it....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Nothing shifts brainache like eating all the stuff I have on my desk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I've got yucky lemsip super duper mega ultra maxstrength turbo champion mach 3 fusion power stay-fresh next generation high def hi-fi high income savings cold and flu plus.
You can have some of that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Use Gin. Always works.
A nice double shot of Martin Miller's with Fever Tree Tonic and either some fresh lime juice, or a chunk of cucumber.

repeat until collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)