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# Did you see Mitchell and Webb last night?
Apart from Digby Chicken Caesar being wonderful, as per, there was a brilliant Nazi sketch.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# haha no - I was busy watching Shogun on DVD
although their Nazi sketch on the Secret Policeman's Ball was good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Hitler dies and David Mitchell replaces him?
'Heil me, eh?!'

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# He's good, but I can't help thinking
He's a Tesco Value Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Really? I find him quicker than Fry
I'm not saying Fry isn't wonderful (he truly, truly is) but David Mitchell unscripted is just sheer fucking genius as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i think he's a tosser and there are far funnier people out there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Angry young man syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Why do you think he's a tosser?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i don't find him very funny, consequently the mitchell and web show annoys me to fuck
and i conclude they are tossers. I find a lot of 'comedy' to be awfully unfunny. there's nothing worse than watching comedy you don't find funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# These days, with the aid of modern technology
It's possible to turn the television off, or even change channel!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# You mean I don't have to watch NUTS TV forever?
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Genital torture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I can imagine he would
actually be quite annoying in real life, just because I always imagine him as an exact replica of Mark

Although he's probably nice. He is pretty quick though, granted, but he's no Stephen Fry, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I saw him interviewed by
Paul Merton I think (though it wasn't Room 101), and he came out with the glorious phrase "I see. So now I'm a gay Nazi paedophile. Well that's just great."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ah Yes.
I remember that quote :)

He is very funny, but he isn't a patch on Fry. No Siree!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# :D
his delivery is brilliant, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Absolutely agree
And he has eyes you can get lost in. Seriously. They're like 2 black holes that cannot be undone through Hawkin's Radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *token repost* morning lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# shopped photos please :D
Mornings!

Edit: I also rather fancy Robert Webb, so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# please show working
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# "your mum"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *provides 2:1*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Was it the one that they did at The Secret Policemans Ball?
About the images on their caps?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# "Wait - are we the baddies?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# No, it would appear not.
I only caught the last half of the SPB. Tim Minchin was good, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# heh, he was funny
although he looks like something out of Hollyoaks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Except upside down and post-attack by small girls armed with a blunt eyeliner and a dread comb
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I do normally like him,
but I thought he was a bit out of place there.

To be honest with you, I would have preferred less comedians doing more comedy. And definitely would have shot Razorlight in the face too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# That song wasn't bad though, for them.
One of their more palatable efforts, I though. Borrell still needs a five minute conversation with the back of my hand, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# That is putting it politely....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# or a nice sit and chat with my mum, grannie and I
by the time we're finished, he'll not have the confidence in himself to answer the door, let alone perform.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Who was that really crap wmoan?
the american who's in Flight of the Concords, or soemthing... she was draedful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah, she disappointed me too.
She is normally very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)