b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8834949 (Thread)

# Environment fuhrer Gore knows best


Gore visited The Netherlands, lying prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# mit zer vindmill of nature ve vill takink ofer zer vorld!
/jingoism blog etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Did you see Mitchell and Webb last night?
Apart from Digby Chicken Caesar being wonderful, as per, there was a brilliant Nazi sketch.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# haha no - I was busy watching Shogun on DVD
although their Nazi sketch on the Secret Policeman's Ball was good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Hitler dies and David Mitchell replaces him?
'Heil me, eh?!'

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# He's good, but I can't help thinking
He's a Tesco Value Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Really? I find him quicker than Fry
I'm not saying Fry isn't wonderful (he truly, truly is) but David Mitchell unscripted is just sheer fucking genius as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i think he's a tosser and there are far funnier people out there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Angry young man syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Why do you think he's a tosser?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i don't find him very funny, consequently the mitchell and web show annoys me to fuck
and i conclude they are tossers. I find a lot of 'comedy' to be awfully unfunny. there's nothing worse than watching comedy you don't find funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# These days, with the aid of modern technology
It's possible to turn the television off, or even change channel!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# You mean I don't have to watch NUTS TV forever?
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Genital torture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I can imagine he would
actually be quite annoying in real life, just because I always imagine him as an exact replica of Mark

Although he's probably nice. He is pretty quick though, granted, but he's no Stephen Fry, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I saw him interviewed by
Paul Merton I think (though it wasn't Room 101), and he came out with the glorious phrase "I see. So now I'm a gay Nazi paedophile. Well that's just great."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ah Yes.
I remember that quote :)

He is very funny, but he isn't a patch on Fry. No Siree!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# :D
his delivery is brilliant, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Absolutely agree
And he has eyes you can get lost in. Seriously. They're like 2 black holes that cannot be undone through Hawkin's Radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *token repost* morning lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# shopped photos please :D
Mornings!

Edit: I also rather fancy Robert Webb, so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# please show working
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# "your mum"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *provides 2:1*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Was it the one that they did at The Secret Policemans Ball?
About the images on their caps?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# "Wait - are we the baddies?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# No, it would appear not.
I only caught the last half of the SPB. Tim Minchin was good, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# heh, he was funny
although he looks like something out of Hollyoaks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Except upside down and post-attack by small girls armed with a blunt eyeliner and a dread comb
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I do normally like him,
but I thought he was a bit out of place there.

To be honest with you, I would have preferred less comedians doing more comedy. And definitely would have shot Razorlight in the face too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# That song wasn't bad though, for them.
One of their more palatable efforts, I though. Borrell still needs a five minute conversation with the back of my hand, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# That is putting it politely....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# or a nice sit and chat with my mum, grannie and I
by the time we're finished, he'll not have the confidence in himself to answer the door, let alone perform.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Who was that really crap wmoan?
the american who's in Flight of the Concords, or soemthing... she was draedful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah, she disappointed me too.
She is normally very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *sticks finger in Dyke*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# they don't usually like blokes doing that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# gah
one finger is much the same as another

bloody lesbians, coming over here, stealing all our...er...women
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# tey tuk ur jubs!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Or minister of environment
was totally convinced that he's right(lucky us! :S). Old fucking hag.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I take it
you're not a fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I've missed all the Gore stuff
I thought he was a celebrated thicko - and now he's an environmental evangelist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I think he just capitalised on his status as
"The Guy Who Isn't George Bush", that's got to be a good thing in anyone's book
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# jeah, it's always a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# He sez CO2 warms up the earth
but lots of scientist have proven him wrong.

There's still a huge academical debate what's the cause of global warming, so spreading the 'truth' could be the next 'iraq hoax'.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# sigh...
NO THERE ISN'T. Even the furcking Republicans admit global warming is happening these days.

Slag off Gore all you want (certainly some of the statements in the film as shaky), but you can't seriously argue that the debate is still ongoing, it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Errr read his post again,
and then comment. He didnt deny Global warming is happening. He said that there is still debate over what is the cause.

Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes
and the debate about the causes is over. The vast majority of scientific journals support the view that climate change is being causes by human activity.

This is just the fallback position for people who spent years claiming that global warming isn't happening at all, until that view became untenable.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Thank you sir
I'm actually quite for saving the environment, but not for running around spending HUGE amounts of cash on stuff that only buys certain people bigger houses and won't fix anything.

Better things would be a global fund that provides and monitor sufficient solutions.

Look a bit further then only your country and help the real polluting parts of the world like AMERICA, INDIA, CHINA, RUSSIA and/or eastern European country's.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# no, there isn't
the concept of the "debate" was invented by Neo-Cons and oil companies as part of a (now failed) strategy to stop them from having to do anything about it. In reality there is complete consensus among climatologists as to the human cause of global warming. The only people who now uphold the concept of this "debate" going on are a handful of conspiracy theory nutters and the like.
(Tarhun, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# From my recent
forays into learnin' about the American political system and whatnot, it seems some people, especially Republicans can argue* about anything they wish

www.adn.com/opinion/view/story/555236.html

*lie
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# haha
it's the beauty of the 24 hour news cycle in America, as long as you make the claim loudly enough, they'll move onto the next story without questioning your assertion in any detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ooooh!
Nice article :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ah I see
you'd think they'd get someone more credible than Gore to tell us this

like Nelson Mandela or Jimmy Nail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Crocodile shooooes (are bad mkay)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Aint no doubt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# she's lying
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
You fiend, I'll never get that out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# As far as I can see it
even if it's all a sham, all this 'stop driving everywhere etc because of global warming', it's not a bad idea. Petrol's expensive and sharing lifts/using public transport makes good financial sense. If people don't want to make changes in their life for the alleged benefit of the planet and it's x-billion inhabitants, at least do it for the sake of your own wallet.

I'm sure I'm probably wrong or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# STOP MAKING SENSE!
/David Byrne blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2006/may/29/20060529-124851-7254r/
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha - I can imagine the Michael Fish version
"Ooh, it'll be a bit windier from now on. But also a lot warmer."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# manbearpig must be stopped
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# haha
"woooosh, wooosh"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)