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# I remember this movie.
Beautiful subtext.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# But how can I do more karate kicks AND be a brilliant physicist?
IT'S AGAINST NATURE DAMMIT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I liked the sex scene.
Very tasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Or as they call it in the scene selection.
Please make furry ham.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i was pissing about trying to sepia a pic of myself.
after i got it sorted my next thought was this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ASK MOFAHA, HE KNOWS ABOUT FILTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I HEARD A 'NOISE'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# And by hmmm I mean
fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# BE NICE, MARK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# and scoop out the leaves and fix the PH
 
AND CLEAN THE FILTER LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# ICE BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# DRY ICE
IN THE BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# AWWW FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# AH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# DON'T WORRY I HAVE CLEANED A DISH
THAT WAS THE HARD BIT. BUT I LEFT YOU ALL THE STICKY POTS AND PANS.

/mum
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# SORRY, MARK. DON'T GO AWAY AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN FEELING SAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# FUCKING AH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# that cussy mouth of yours ain't getting that kitchen any cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# THIS METHLAB AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# HILARIOUS TIMES IN THE EVIL_MOFOKITTI HOUSEHOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# NOT SO FUNNY WHEN I HAVE TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN THOUGh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# TIDY YOUR FUCKING ROOM, ELSE NO SCHOOL FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# NO SCHOOL?
GOD DAMN. I DON'T WANNA TIDY THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# EAT THIS BLU-TAC I FOUND ON MY DESK. EAT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# BLU-TAC?
NO WAY. THAT'S LIKE A DRUG RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Someone smoke some Blu-Tac and report back to me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I don't think you can smoke Blu-Tac.
it would like...bubble and melt...probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# AND YOU INHALE THE TASTY FUMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# WATCH THIS
WATCH IT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOfibMWr8uY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# yeah, cook that shit up
 
AND BANG! RIGHT IN THE VEIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# PS.
THE KITCHEN NEEDS CLEANING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# is this 'kitchen cleaning' code for some disgusting sexual hygiene effort?
i used to work with a guy who would douche before he got fucked and refer to the event as "evicting the tenants". sometimes he wouldn't feel a pressing need, though, and he'd just "clean the lobby".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Earlier Rapitinui told me he was going to 'feed the snake'.
I WONDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# SNAXE R DEDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# NOW I'M GONNA PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# SOME SOUNDS JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH AN INFANT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Infant-type sounds being foremost among them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# yeah
 
I'm scared to have kids, I'd probably kill them
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)