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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I remember this movie.
Beautiful subtext.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# But how can I do more karate kicks AND be a brilliant physicist?
IT'S AGAINST NATURE DAMMIT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I liked the sex scene.
Very tasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Or as they call it in the scene selection.
Please make furry ham.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i was pissing about trying to sepia a pic of myself.
after i got it sorted my next thought was this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ASK MOFAHA, HE KNOWS ABOUT FILTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I HEARD A 'NOISE'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# And by hmmm I mean
fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# BE NICE, MARK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# and scoop out the leaves and fix the PH
 
AND CLEAN THE FILTER LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# ICE BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# DRY ICE
IN THE BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# AWWW FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# AH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# DON'T WORRY I HAVE CLEANED A DISH
THAT WAS THE HARD BIT. BUT I LEFT YOU ALL THE STICKY POTS AND PANS.

/mum
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# SORRY, MARK. DON'T GO AWAY AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN FEELING SAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# FUCKING AH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# that cussy mouth of yours ain't getting that kitchen any cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# THIS METHLAB AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# HILARIOUS TIMES IN THE EVIL_MOFOKITTI HOUSEHOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# NOT SO FUNNY WHEN I HAVE TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN THOUGh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# TIDY YOUR FUCKING ROOM, ELSE NO SCHOOL FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# NO SCHOOL?
GOD DAMN. I DON'T WANNA TIDY THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# EAT THIS BLU-TAC I FOUND ON MY DESK. EAT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# BLU-TAC?
NO WAY. THAT'S LIKE A DRUG RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Someone smoke some Blu-Tac and report back to me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I don't think you can smoke Blu-Tac.
it would like...bubble and melt...probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# AND YOU INHALE THE TASTY FUMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# WATCH THIS
WATCH IT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOfibMWr8uY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# yeah, cook that shit up
 
AND BANG! RIGHT IN THE VEIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# PS.
THE KITCHEN NEEDS CLEANING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# is this 'kitchen cleaning' code for some disgusting sexual hygiene effort?
i used to work with a guy who would douche before he got fucked and refer to the event as "evicting the tenants". sometimes he wouldn't feel a pressing need, though, and he'd just "clean the lobby".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Earlier Rapitinui told me he was going to 'feed the snake'.
I WONDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# SNAXE R DEDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# NOW I'M GONNA PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# SOME SOUNDS JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH AN INFANT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Infant-type sounds being foremost among them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# yeah
 
I'm scared to have kids, I'd probably kill them
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# gross...
...she has growths in her tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# she has a beast infection
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# they'll get scraped out in the abort process.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I had that tunnel source as my desktop a while ago.
Didn't see any of those. Perhaps they're shy or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# coaxed with gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Ahh, I see. I will have to try that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog
turds?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# LOL! Chiun calls them that too in one book.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Destroyer_(fiction)
Damned if I can remember which number tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# 149 books?!
"...much to the disgust of some fans...."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I like them as a mid-point between comic books and light fiction.
It's the only one of the pulps that was stupid enough to be real fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# the friends i had dinner with last weekend gave me a bag full of crap mysteries to read.
i thought i'd be on my back longer but i'm healing so they might be winter fare. i'm going to read through pd james, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# My fav in the mysteries is still
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rex_Stout
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# i'm all about the ladies these days.
denise mina, margaret drabble, fred vargas, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# sweet
 
www.lileks.com/institute/stagworld/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
www.lileks.com/institute/stagworld/laff1954/3.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
this is more awesome than I realised.

though I'm more of a Carolyn Jones fan
they're both dead now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Quite the opposite.
They were there the whole time. On you. Sexing. Discreetly. +Covered in gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# they're still pulsating!
lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# i'm not so good at the pulsations.
i tried, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# indeed, it can be infuriating.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# i'd never have that kind of patience.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# the anim i did with mofaha's monster and morph
i copy/pasted the monster into each frame individually then went back and applied the pulsation to each frame. not fun, but gratifying in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Yep
worth it in the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# i always tried to keep my anims clean
but that little squirt of poo was the funniest thing i'd done in a while, in my own opinion. i guess the next one should have bumsex in it... natural progression
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i think i understand that.
i just toggled it up and down and to the side in photoshop then picked slightly different frame orders in imageready.

that's probably all wrong, but it's what i've figured out.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# start simple
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# See this is what I hate about Indy.
No-one ever passes anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# but dude, HOT DOGS
think of the hot dogs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i did, at first.
the first moving image i made was crap, but worse crap than what i make now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# oh well
I started simple

then stopped

so I'm no help

have the letter "o"

o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# o
superman.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# yay crazee chasers
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# NEE NAW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Dis stuff iz dope!
I am not a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# madcap chuckles
this is good*pulls up chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i'm so good at whoring my work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAP59wpkX70
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# DURTY HOOR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# your sig gives me hope
in the power of truth and justice etc

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# m.f. didn't email me today.
i expect she was busy lashing barbara with a vinegar-soaked whip.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# HEY HO, HUFF THE TALBOT
THE WINDS THEY BLEW AND THE LEAVES DID WAG
THEY'LL NEVER PUT ME IN THEIR BAG
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# they've been tempting me for a while.
it took until tonight to figure out what to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I LIKE THE BEST PART OF THIS PICTURE BEST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# the best part is the monster i stole.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# FUCKMONSTER.
ALSO: DOES ANYONE HERE WHO ALSO POSTS ON FLICKR have a clear idea of what the guidelines are regarding 'erotic' pics? i emailed flickr and they sent me back a form response that showed their robot had picked out keywords from my inquiry but didn't answer my questions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I don't know, I've seen a fair few nudie shots in flickr.
 
most of them rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# i doubt someone of your exacting tastes would find much on flickr to have a satisfactory wank to
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# well, I haven't actually looked for anything in particular..
 
and I'm at work, so I probably shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# well, there are 'safe' ratings and such.
i tried reading up on what you can post (pretty much anything), but you (or your pics) get labelled 'restricted' and i have questions about that.

very unhelpful reading the faq and discussion threads on the topic of erotica, by the way. there's a lot of whinging on the part of the anti-porn brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# They don't care
some of it is like a porn site
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# not enough of it for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Your account will be reviewed by a human at some point.
If you've categorized everything properly and the images are legal, I don't think they'll give you any problems.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# they'll be legal.
i just want to know if everything i post is going to be restricted if i post sexypics, or if just one set will.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Not sure.
You can definitely set restrictions per individual photo. And I think it's possible to set your account as 'mixed content' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# oh yes?
*will invetigate this later*

thanks!

edit: don't you pervs go look at my flickr pages.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# ART.
with tits.

and cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# hohoho
tubeworms?they seem friendly enough
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# they seem nice, nice like people here are nice.
that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# See!!!
This is why all hens must be caged!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# thanks, that woo goes to mofaha for the creature.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Listen at you with your thank-yous
You're not at the MOBOs, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)