haha nice.although... I hate to say it, but if the NHS implement such a thing, it wouldn't guarantee death. I've seen people shot in the head but still survive. (a great epidsode of Cops (or something) showed them answering a call where someone had shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt, but only managed to blow his cheek and ear off.)
Might I suggest instead shooting, or hammering a wide stake where the back of the skull meets the neck, in what would be a fairly decent attempt at severing the brainstem. In the majority of cases, the person would die quite quickly, reducing the possibility that errors in diagnosis will occur.
(Might I suggest instead shooting, or hammering a wide stake where the back of the skull meets the neck, in what would be a fairly decent attempt at severing the brainstem. In the majority of cases, the person would die quite quickly, reducing the possibility that errors in diagnosis will occur.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53,
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all this is detailed on the back of the piece of paper.:p
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arrangedletters,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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according to the bloke on the today programme this morningit might still depend on how cold their body was...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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that's where this came fromyay for being up early for work.. then never actually making it there. :).
( arrangedletters,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57,
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Arseface.He shot himself in the head and didn't die.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56,
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he also made the call, confusinglyand could still speak, although it was a little laboured. luckily, there were subtitles. yay for mostly unnecessary subtitles.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57,
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Unnecessary subtitles you say?(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59,
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I like the live ones on telly.They make me think 'I should be doing this, not these illiterate bastards'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59,
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hahayes, they can be rather humourous at times.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15,
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unlike mewho is humourous all the time. And sexy. And talented. And optimistic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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and what a rock career that followed*may have invented that part of the comic.. not quite sure*
( arrangedletters,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58,
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No, that happens. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59,
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i always thought the most depressing thing in the world would be to be shit at suicide.you're fed up, nothing's going your way, life's got it in for you and you can't even fucking kill yourself........YOU FAIL
( Just Flange,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58,
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I wouldn't.I'd just take it as proof of my invincibility.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00,
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I rmember some farmer was quite fucked off with everything, so he decided it was time to party with mr shotgunhe succeeded in removing half of his face
I think he tried to jump off a bridge too
there was definately a bridge in the story
/discomeats fails at anecdote blog
true story tho
edit: he didn't die, I guess I didn't make that clear :)
(I think he tried to jump off a bridge too
there was definately a bridge in the story
/discomeats fails at anecdote blog
true story tho
edit: he didn't die, I guess I didn't make that clear :)
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00,
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arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!arrr !! aar dfmb blmbblaaa blaa
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11,
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my thoughts toounless of course you hallucinate a bit and come back convinced you're christ.
( arrangedletters,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01,
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