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# yes!
and read to him from a leaflet about being silent on the quiet coach of GNER trains!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# But I don't have one :(
Can you please scan me a copy?

Failing that, I could read him some First World War poetry? Or maybe the liner notes from the Spice Girls first album?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# What about a pamphlet on traditional pies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It's very hard to print on the pastry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you're quick today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Not as quick as Joliet!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# She's like lightening
where is she?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
and they all started grooving!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and the man at the back shouted
Everyone!!!!

A tack!


And it turned into a Ballroom Blitz
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# that's why pie based advertisments are so expensive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Dear Listeners to the CD wot we've made
WE. Are the SPICE GIRLS YEAH - Girl Power is great and you have it because you bought this CD and or vinyly or casette or wotevar! HURRAY. GIRL POWER!

Remember though - people in authority or wotever or your parents or summink yeah right man - they're totally not getting it and they think GIRL POWER is the pits or wotever. Kill them. Kill them and take their money and run away. YAY. GIRL POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you bought it
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I almost made it through the auditions to be a Spice Girl
but my cock became dislodged and slipped out of my thong before Gerry's did so I had to go and she got to stay.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I tell you what I want what i really really want. So tell me what you want whatyou really really want
I want you to murder your family with a blunt rusty object.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)