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# Not worth the effort I went to...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# It's floaty light!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oi! You!
I found your cement! My neighbour is using it for something or other....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# shit and boats!
that's what I say

shit and boats!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Aye.
Do you want me to go and push him over so he grazes his knee really badly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yes!
and read to him from a leaflet about being silent on the quiet coach of GNER trains!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# But I don't have one :(
Can you please scan me a copy?

Failing that, I could read him some First World War poetry? Or maybe the liner notes from the Spice Girls first album?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# What about a pamphlet on traditional pies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It's very hard to print on the pastry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you're quick today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Not as quick as Joliet!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# She's like lightening
where is she?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
and they all started grooving!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and the man at the back shouted
Everyone!!!!

A tack!


And it turned into a Ballroom Blitz
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# that's why pie based advertisments are so expensive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Dear Listeners to the CD wot we've made
WE. Are the SPICE GIRLS YEAH - Girl Power is great and you have it because you bought this CD and or vinyly or casette or wotevar! HURRAY. GIRL POWER!

Remember though - people in authority or wotever or your parents or summink yeah right man - they're totally not getting it and they think GIRL POWER is the pits or wotever. Kill them. Kill them and take their money and run away. YAY. GIRL POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you bought it
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I almost made it through the auditions to be a Spice Girl
but my cock became dislodged and slipped out of my thong before Gerry's did so I had to go and she got to stay.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I tell you what I want what i really really want. So tell me what you want whatyou really really want
I want you to murder your family with a blunt rusty object.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# nice action on the pond
... that's the true nature of forensic gardening!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I shall get my crop dust out
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# yes
without a doubt... I'll start photographing things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Turn the lights off then
I shall squirt this Trowel with Luminol™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# luminol is cool but shit
use phenolpthalein and h2o2 or use LCV
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck any of that shit
get a pet vampire to sniff stuff and yowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you're all worrying me
am I drunk or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Turn the light off then
I shall squirt this trowel with phenolpthalein and h2o2, then bash it around a bit with a Light Commercial Vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# panel vans ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Isn't that the stuff that makes you poo yourself
if you eat too much chewing gum?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
A rich seam of hummus has been mined!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# it's all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Only because I got there first
If I had waited ten minutes then this would be all YOUR fault! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# GOD DAMN YOU JOLIET
... damn she's quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ... just a little TOO quick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I find it suspicious
like she's slightly from the future a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I think this is the crux of the matter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Phew!
Sorry I couldn't partake. I was just watching Arnold Schwartenegger being sworn in as Presedent of America on the telebox.

What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
what colour socks was he wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh god
*chokes on coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# White
with pictures of Snoopy on them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# silly they don't wear socks in the future.. only jesus sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Only Jesus and his diciples wear the Jesus sandals
bunch of fucking hippies. Wandering the coastal resorts of Britain Jesu'rolling the tourists!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# quick.. lets get michael caine to star in it!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Can we get this straight please,
it is all thanks to Connor really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# nope
he might have drawn a lully lighthouse


but it's Joliet's fault
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# that sets a risky presedence
... it's like saying about 40% of the board is thanks to the mighty mighty Quo...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Yes, yes it is!
LOLSCOOTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# it would have been your fault
if you were quicker...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I always wondered how you photoshop people find pictures of the background without the image you're shopping
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# If you're using a Canon camera it's embedded into the photo
You just have to scrape away the top layer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ?????????????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm liking the scary yoda that's to the left of the house :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I will have to try that on my Canon 16mm camera some time!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You won't be disappointed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# search: "rural scene of house in front of lake"
search: "rural scene of house in front of lake with house removed"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Marvellous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I wish someone would make the other white house levitate
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaa
I didn't see the text changing at first and thought.... eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Lovely..
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)