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# Now we don't want to upset people do we ;)


Ris? news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7679151.stm
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# LittleBigPlanet looks gay.
PS3 owners are only clinging to it to save their dying console.

//v/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Shut up and help me shit!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *Dons rubber glove*
*Lubes fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ENJOY YOUR TIMELAPSE MGS4 VIDEO, FAGT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# The joke's on you, I don't even own a PS3!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i seem to be the only one of my friends
backing the 360.

although it does have it's flaws
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# like being
VERY FUCKING LOUD
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# and if you tilt the machine it
EATS YOUR FUCKING DISCS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# but mostly tis
FUCKING LULLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Mine hasnt eaten any discs yet, or died, that is all I am grateful for
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Mine has eaten two of my games
then i realised that it was probably a good idea to keep it completely flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Mine sttays upright, mainly because theres not really enough space for it to be flat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# HAHA YES IT IS!
BUT THATS THE JOY OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I was going to buy a 360 until I played one.
360 Achievements ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# the ps3 controllers ruined ps3 for me
light flimsy plasticcy things
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# This^
I thought the ps2 controllers were the best thing ever, until I picked up a 360 controller
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# They both have far too many buttons
I want to play a game, not fly a 747.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Buy a NES then
I have 2 NES'
THe NES version and the MATTEL version
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# That's what a keyboard is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I bought one for my PC. It's pretty ace.
I only really use it for emulation though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# backing?
It's a console, not the fucking president.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# No, you must constantly argue for it.
Using all your time to tell other people they are wrong against rational advice or evidence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# STOAT!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# It's a
PC in a box. Except it's a mid range 2007 PC without the benefits of a proper PC. How can it be good?
My 3rd PC that is nothing more than a download slave has better specs than an xbox. How does that make a 360 a viable choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I think if you compare the price tags, you'll see a benefit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# The thing is, if I wanted to put a skateboard on some stairs, I wouldn't need to buy a $700 console.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# You spend all your muney on DURGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# That would make the skateboard on some stairs more exciting, yes.
WHO NEEDS PS3?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I am starting to wish I had a modern console :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Get a 360
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I have just bought
a PS2 with 7 games 4 controllers and a 4 port hub thingy for £27.
It's going straight back on ebay as soon as it arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# good luck selling it for more
everyone and their mother either owns a PS2 or has already sold it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# yeah but £27?
I'll put a £40 reserve on it or give it to someone who can use it. I think it will sell. It was badly named in ebay. I look for things that are misnamed or misspelled on ebay ( like Dwalt tools or nvda graphics cards), they never get the views and can be bought cheap for resale.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Can I have a go on Shadow Of The Colossus before you sell it?
It's pretty much the only thing in its library I want to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# If I have it then you can have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'm seeing ps2's on freecycle now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# yeah?
Do they have a left exhaust backbox for a 5.0l V10 BMW 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# you never know
people chuck all kinds of stuff out

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It needs to be here
before 10am. Otherwise I'm getting raped by BMW service for a new one.
Actually I'm going to refuse to pay after it's done but it's a long story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# heh, good luck
would have thought you'd have known someone in the trade who can get parts at sane price instead of the vastly inflated mechanics traditional price
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# nah fuck that.
The car is barely 12 months old. I took it in to complain that the backbox was blowing last month. They had some spotty kid fob me off and tell me that they will weld it. I of course, being me, knew much better and told him that welding it would only fix the crack but stress the metal around the weld and it would crack again. They assured me that it would work and I thought fuck it, I have a 5 year warranty, let them fuck about. So it cracked and I went back. Warranty on exhaust is only 12 months it seems. And trust me this is an expensive piece of kit. I'm just going to let them replace it and refuse to pay my account when it comes around. They deliberately fobbed me off until my 12 months was up so as not to stand the cost. Let a court decide it.

Edit:/ I have my own mechanic for the Skyline but I dare not have any work done on the BMW except by them because any work or service not done in house will knock 10 grand off the price and I change it every 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# ah, I thought it might be something like that
yes, it's a fuck on and they will go out of their way to do no work and charge for it

seems it doesn't matter how much you pay they are absolutely intent on taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I'll write to the MD of BMW and
kick up a stink. I can really kick up a stink. Plus I have been spending good money with the same dealer ( he'll be named and fucking shamed soon if they try and fuck me ) since I bought my first Beemer in 1985. I expect a little better.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# they probably don't care in the scheme of things
unless of course you can influence someone who does fleet purchases I guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Pasanonic put me on ignore because I pointed out that he's not nearly as well-connected or wealthy as he pretends to be on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I don't know anyone
of any kind

for any reason

erm..

or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Well that makes you a businessman!
*for businessman read cunt, If I cared :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# see that horse's head on the pillow up there?
just watch it kid, just watch it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# get a PS3
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Upgrade your PS. Current Gen consoles are fucking appalling.
I have a Wii and love it. But still, a PC is better than them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I have a wii
and I am getting more and more disappointed with it as the days go by.

Nobody seems to put any effort into the games. Leog batman is pretty fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# WarioLand was a giggle.
I'LL PLAY YOU AT MARIO KART. UP FOR IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I don't have a copy
I borrowed it from a friend a while ago

Also: I have never seen anyone available to play online with smash bros.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I DO NOT HAVE IT. IF I DID I WOULD RUIN YOU ON IT.
GRONKPAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# THE METAPHORICAL CHALLENGE HAS BEEN SET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# WORD.
PERHAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
www.sendspace.com/file/t55b6y
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I've never seen anyone online for smash bros either
which is annoying as it's the only game I'm any good at
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# This.
My best PC is not even close to the top end of things any more but it still makes any console look as powerful as a calculator.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# get one of these


it has "Three realistic sounds"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I've seen one of those in the flesh
but it was white. Am I dreaming?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it probably was
they were cranked out en masse, there's a few subtly different models but all based on the same chip for the most part
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The backlash of Mohammed-themed LBP creations will be amusing
I think the best thing I've seen so far is www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRgYBHoAoU
(no horses, sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# That image and it's words are fine
...as long as you don't set them to music as it may upset me.

*former catholic alter boy blog*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# bah
gonna ban the music too?

maybe kill they guy who made the tune

then kill everyone else

yay!

this world confuses and saddens me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I think the saddest part is that there probably weren't even any complaining muslims
just some fuckwit at sony who had a panic attack because he's so scared of omgmuslims.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# in the article it says a muslim beta tester noticed it and suggested a quick hack to fix it
instead of that a mighty song and dance which gets it in the news ensued.

OH I SEE

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)