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# Common Cat (Courtesy of Binary Solo)
In this weeks QOTW, Legless was debating the difference between Can I vs May I.

Binary Solo, made this witty comment, All i have done is taken his quote and made it visual.




*cherry pop for the hunky chunk northern monkey*
(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

oh, I don't get it

:(

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# he wants fucking
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# we all wants fucking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# not with my hammer you don't
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# It's OK
He can borrow mine
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# good- I hate having to scrape the shit, blood and semen off mine
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Pah.
That's the best bit.

*nyoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# depends, what sort of hammer?
little girls toffee hammer?

or maybe a big throbbing basalt twatter?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ball pein - the choice of the stars
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oh senior, with this psychopaths impleeeement you are really spoiling uuuuus
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Pete Sutcliffe FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# he's a star round our way
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# A cat will almost always blink when you tap it on the head with a ball pein hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Smash the cunt up
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# office lol right here!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I demand BACONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hooray!
With your LACK of talent, you've pushed off the work of someone WITH talent.

You are to art and hummus what The X Factor is to music.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# To be honest . . . he prolly didn't
There's been quite a bit of Fail today


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# There's been a huge amount already
And I've not even finished my third gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Waheeey! I like a fella who takes his breakfast in gin form!
Shows breeding / character
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Exactly.
What is this life if not unadulterated alcoholism?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# x fctr is amzin cos they is all sinngin and then they is go on tvison
nd them is gud and u is hatin them fr been gud :(

yet again I am reminded why I just can't be fucked with tv anymore :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I saw a bit of it the other day,
My God they are all so fucking shit! Not one of them sang in tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'm sure they are singing in tune
just to a different tune than the one playing :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Must. Buy. Crispy. Pancakes.
That takes me back to my childhood!

Edit: Aw, ignore the big grumpy bears. It's no worse than any other TOAP that gets posted here. It's just because we've had a run of fails this newbie Tuesday so every infraction gets flamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# thanks
was preparing for the flaming... i havent taken it to heart... i made such an effort to make sure the right people were mentioed so that i wouldnt be flamed for nicking someones idea...

I admit im no artist.. thought this was the right place to post this.... maybe so maybe not.
(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Next time you want to TOAP
add a little flourish. You could have given the cat a top hat and a cane, for example.

Not wrong, but text on a picture doesn't take a lot of effort. It's the mime of the picture world.

Remember your hierarchy of the arts.

theatre
stand-up
ventriloquism
magic
mime
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# only on b3ta
no-one gets hung upside down in the snake pit with the legend "Learn the Words" painted on the opposite wall
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# my mum bought some a few weeks ago
which i was glad to remember on sunday night when i got in from work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# A portal has opened up between the QOTW board and the Main board
we need to flood the area with tacheon rays or reverse the polarity or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# TOAC
today is now officially not my favourite day

unless someone has jaffa cakes for me
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oh I'm sorry
I had jaffa cakes, but they fell in a puddle and broke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I can offer you the end of this Yorkie bar.
edit: no I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Id rather die than eat yorkie
well maybe not die

but i wouldnt be 100% happy to eat one
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Er, what?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha what are you even saying
or doing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh bless you.
don't worry, we're just dead snappy today as we've been abused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I've been enough of a snappy board nazi today. I'm just gonna say, I always feel sorry for the cat in that pic.....
awwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# my first fail
I shall stick this pic on my fridge along with my "must try harder" spelling report.

(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# its my first posting of that particular fail
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# im not taking the piss.
this is my first post and unfortunately my first fail... lesson learnt.. should have read the FAQ, and as I have been here for a couple of years now i should have realised what i was doing.

Apologies, the concept of common cat made me laugh and the fact he was eating findus crispy pancakes take me back to my childhood where this would be considered a treat !

(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)