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# She wanted me to turn her into a vampire.

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Seriously,
why are all the kids in your school so weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Well I've only photoshopped two of them...
And it's college, are you surprised?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Well yeah to be honest,
I thought the girl I was boffing at college was weird because she wore purple trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahah!
Gary is much much weirder than Kensa (the lemur and the bat, respectively).
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# She is called Kensa?
What the fuck is wrong with the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Therein lies the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# What do you mean?
It's not as if she named herself!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# The problem..
The fact that you don't think there is anything wrong with the name Kensa - and as you are the spokesman for the youth of today on B3ta, this shows the world is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Word Home Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Well no, it just shows it's different to how it was when you were younger.
I'm sorry to say times have changed since the 1600s! :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Wow, things do move fast these days
It's only 18:30 now too!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hahah shit, I got owned!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Not the 1600s, more like the 1980s
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That means the same thing to a 12 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That comment makes not sense
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# People keep calling me a 12 year old,
and when you're younger, 1980 is the same as 1600 - a fucking long time ago :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# What 28 years?
Thats not a fucking long time ago
My comment was implying that people in the 80s had normal names, like bob, frank, steve, brian, etc... not like chardonnay, kensa, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Yes but this isn't 1980, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8857079
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# It won't be a problem when your generation is dead. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# So noone told you about the under-18 cull then?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Pfft!
*Herods*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# This comment makes me feel dead inside O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Don't worry
When our generation is dead, the world will collapse in a sea of mobile phone choons and celebrity wankathons
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahah sorry!
All I meant by it was that waaaayyyy back people were named things we'd find obscure nowadays.
Same as in years to come, the names we're used to will be seen as strange and new names will be common.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I made a little animation along those lines once...
It was a class and the teacher was reading the register.

"Chardonnay"
"Here miss"
"Watermelona"
"Yes, miss"
"Piprexay"
"Yes miss"
"David"
(whole class) "Pffft, David!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahah
I think Dave will be the last name to "die out"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I shudder to think what this world will be like
when we have a fucking Prime Minister called fucking Kensa, or Mercedes, or Porsche or some wank like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahah, it's not perfect with a guy named "Gordon".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# He may be a bit of a twat,
but at least he has a proper fucking name!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# But he's still a twat.
Kensa's a nice person, and she doesn't have a "proper fucking name".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# and she looks like a bat
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Shit!
It isn't?

*removes leg warmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# But surely you can see that Kensa
is not a sensible name?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# It's "Ass Neck" backwards*
*kinda
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hang on hang on hang on, isn't the point to comment on my photoshop edits,
not the person I edited?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# It's not one of your best.
So it's more polite to just ignore it and talk about Kensa
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I know that,
but since when is b3ta polite?
I need the criticism is I'm going to improve, right?
If you don't want to see more shit coming from my uploads folder, tell me what to do differently ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# B3ta is not a teaching establishment!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Some people on b3ta actually give advice and help people to improve ;]
Just because you're not one of those people doesn't mean I won't get help anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Erm I think you will find that I do offer suggestions to people
if I think I can help and they ask....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I would have taken a bat's face and liqufied it over her own face and mucked about with the transparency
But that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I shall try that next time, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Pffft, you said "liquefied over her face"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Pfft I also slipped a "muck" in there too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Without going into too much of "what b3ta is" or "what b3ta isn't", because I hate all that crap,
you might want to consider if anyone on b3ta actually wants to see some weird shop of a weird thing your weird friend wanted. You'll get better feedback, if that's what you're after, if you post stuff that interests people here more.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Well it's not what my friend wanted,
it's what I wanted to do with a suggestion based on my friend's.
I made it to see if it would work.
When I was happy with it, I finished it and posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# It's up to you, whatever you do.
I'm just saying consider your audience a bit if you're after responses that actually relate to your photoshopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Thanks :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *points and mocks*
POINTY POINTY POINTY
MOCKY MOCKY MOCKY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Oh shit, really?
Thank you for telling me how to use b3ta!

*panders*

It looks like Chewbacca.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Now Chewbacca,
THAT is an acceptable name. You wouldn't fuck with someone called Chewbacca, that's for true.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wanna name my first son Sue in homage to Johnny Cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Call your first son optimus prime
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# LOL!
Done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Certainly not unless she had a good shave.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# The name Kensa?
Where do I start....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Kensa lend me a fiver till payday?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Kensa put the bins out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# emos can fuck right off!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# right off!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# right off!!
All the emo kids can fuck right off!

Fuck! Right! Off!

/Wheels on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Right on!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# *blows into the jug*

*stomps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Oi oi prodge!
How goes it?

Also: look at the links board, you need to get suing!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# So you turned her into chewbacca?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hahah, I was going for a vampire bat, but if you put it like that...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# She looks like fucking chewbacca
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I thought you'd shopped on a ridiculous wig
But now I realise the horrible truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I thought the same earlier :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Don't worry, she has nicer hair now.
www.b3ta.com/board/8856229
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Did she dye it and knit it together?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Those are extensions, her hair is short at the moment and she doesn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Did some kid burn her neck in France too?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# yea whatever you say Nicky Clarke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Oh come on I'm not claiming to be an expert!
I just think she has much nicer hair now than when it was all spiky and colourful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# true.. ;)
now tell her about the silly make-up

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# You fancy your mates bird!
You utter git!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hahahah, I promise you I don't!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# You obviously do.
I haven't seen you shop anyone so much since KillerKitti and Cherry and you hearted both of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# That's only because she's the only person at college who lets me photoshop her and post it on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Yeah whatever.
I'm gonna tell Gary you love her!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Go ahead, he knows I don't :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Where is the source for this?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Don't photoshop it please,
she's a friend of mine.
I'm not posting the original here for that reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You've already posted it before havent you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Not the original, no.
I posted one where I edited her boyfriend, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I don't want to shop it
I've just never seen her real face and am curious

She is truly female, right?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# She is female, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Thanks sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Weird!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# a hairy elf that some sort of hairdresser nymph decided to rip the piss out of?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)